anger management

ANGER MANAGEMENT

For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day and you just need to
take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out
on someone you don't know. . . .

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to
make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying, Hello. I
politely said, This is Fred Hanifin. Could I please speak with Robin
Carter?

Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone
could be so rude.

I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed the
last two digits of her phone number.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, You're an asshole! and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer.

Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, You're an asshole! It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling
would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, Hi, this is John Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're familiar with the Caller ID program?

He yelled, NO! and slammed the phone down. I quickly called him back and said, That's because you're an asshole!

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the spot. The idiot ignored me. I noticed a For Sale sign is his car window - so, I wrote down his number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole, (I had his number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole too.

I said, Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?

Yes, it is.

Can you tell me where I can see it?

Yes. I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's parked right out in front.

What's your name? I asked.

My name is Don Hansen, he said.

When's a good time to catch you, Don?

I'm home every evening after five.

Listen, Don, can I tell you something?

Yes?

Don, you're an asshole. Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be.

So, I came up with an idea. I called Asshole #1. Hello.

You're an asshole! (But I didn't hang up).

Are you still there? he asked.

Yeah, I said.

Stop calling me! he screamed.

Make me, I said.

Who are you? he asked.

My name is Don Hansen.

Yeah? Where do you live?

Asshole, I live at 1802 West 34th Street, a yellow house, with my black Beemer parked in front.

He said, I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers.

I said, Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole.

Then I called Asshole #2.

Hello? he said.

Hello, asshole, I said.

He yelled, If I ever find out who you are --

You'll what? I said.

I'll kick your ass! he exclaimed.

I answered, Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now.

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at
1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay
lover.

Then I called Channel 13 News about the gang war going down on West 34th
Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to West 34th Street.

There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six
squad cars, a police helicopter, and news crew.

NOW I feel better.
😉😛😀😀😀😀

excellent joke

Originally posted by billwesthoff
ANGER MANAGEMENT

For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day and you just need to
take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out
on someone you don't know. . . .

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to
make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying, Hell ...[text shortened]... ront of six
squad cars, a police helicopter, and news crew.

NOW I feel better.
😉😛😀😀😀😀

great stuff.😉

Good one Bill,really enjoyed it.

Originally posted by billwesthoff
ANGER MANAGEMENT

For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day and you just need to
take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out
on someone you don't know. . . .

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to
make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying, Hell ...[text shortened]... ront of six
squad cars, a police helicopter, and news crew.

NOW I feel better.
😉😛😀😀😀😀

Remind me to never piss you off 🙂 🙂🙂

I get mad easy and it is hard for me to take it out on someone. So instead of me taking it out on someone I Do some yard work or clean my Truck or something. While Im doing this Im cussing and thinking about what Im pissed about. that is how I let my anger out most of the time ocassionally I will blow. But mostly just keep it supressed inside till i cant anymore.