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=March 15th, 2008=
*Somewhere in the Finnish forest*

To the population of the world.-

For years and years the world has been suffering from the cruelty and
barbarism of that uncivilized species called dentists. Armed with their
extravagant torture tools, the so-called dentistry professionals have
procured pain and planted seeds of ache, only to harvest misery, for
centuries. And they have done it for a living. With our hard acquired
money being transferred from our pockets into theirs, in exchange for
tears and nightmares.

Now, the time has come to say: enough!

I, Commander of the Anti-Dentist Guerrilla (ADG), a.k.a. Ayatollah
of the Task OrganizatiOn for Terrible Health (TOOTH), as of today
with one less dental piece in my mouth, and high on antibiotics and
codeine, call for the solidarity of those willing to give a fight against
the Mouth Angels of Death (MAD), a.k.a. the dentists.

More communicates containing the guerrilla tactics to follow.

Over & out

Commander Seitse

C: Seitse/projects/weekend/anger/pain/dentists/ADG/comm1.doc

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Originally posted by Seitse
=March 15th, 2008=
*Somewhere in the Finnish forest*

To the population of the world.-

For years and years the world has been suffering from the cruelty and
barbarism of that uncivilized species called dentists. Armed with their
extravagant torture tools, the so-called dentistry professionals have
procured pain and planted seeds of ache, only to har ...[text shortened]...

Over & out

Commander Seitse

C😕eitse/projects/weekend/anger/pain/dentists/ADG/comm1.doc
Excellent!

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I hope you get better soon.

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Unite and take over!

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Originally posted by Seitse
Unite and take over!
You've got my support!

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Where and when?

LETS DO IT!!!
(Joe Swanson style)

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You need better dentists.

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ADG Official Communicate nr. 2

=CONFIDENTIAL=

Dear comrades,

It is with great pleasure that I announce you the conclusions
from our Propaganda, Research & Development area.

According to R&D, before we strike the dentists we must attack
their roots, i.e. we must avoid stupid and annoying little brats
from becoming mouth terrorists.

Therefore, the first action is to kick Bad Wolf's butt.

Even though we may never become a dentist, reading him in
these forums aches as much as an ortodoncy. Woodgie shall grab
the little emo bastard while pawnhandler kicks him in the nuts.
I will take the video and upload it in youtube.

More official communicates shall follow.

Remain alert.

Over & out

-Commander Seitse-

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Attack!

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Wrestler attacking a bisexual teenage boy. Are you gonna wear your spandex, Seitse?

http://sportzfun.com/photos/albums/wrestling/face_full.highlight.jpg

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Only if you bring me a dentist's skull.

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Originally posted by Seitse
=March 15th, 2008=
*Somewhere in the Finnish forest*

To the population of the world.-

For years and years the world has been suffering from the cruelty and
barbarism of that uncivilized species called dentists. Armed with their
extravagant torture tools, the so-called dentistry professionals have
procured pain and planted seeds of ache, only to har ...[text shortened]...
Over & out

Commander Seitse

C: Seitse/projects/weekend/anger/pain/dentists/ADG/comm1.doc
You are an anti-dentite. And that from the Zionist lobby. pfffft...

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Originally posted by shavixmir
You are an anti-dentite. And that from the Zionist lobby. pfffft...
At least I have good teeth in my genes, islander.

Behold!

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Originally posted by Seitse
ADG Official Communicate nr. 2

=CONFIDENTIAL=

Dear comrades,

It is with great pleasure that I announce you the conclusions
from our Propaganda, Research & Development area.

According to R&D, before we strike the dentists we must attack
their roots, i.e. we must avoid stupid and annoying little brats
from becoming mouth terrorists.

Therefore ...[text shortened]...
More official communicates shall follow.

Remain alert.

Over & out

-Commander Seitse-
While you are at it, join Club 40

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Beware, the rumor has it , that agents of British Dental Associations are looking up for Ya .