Any chubby chasers on the site?

Originally posted by kanthmike
Yes, my wife was christened ' steak and pie ' at birth, before you ask what I'm tucking into!

Have you ever tried donuts?

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Have you ever tried donuts?

That'd be adultery.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
That'd be adultery.

Idolatry?

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
So you're saying you have attempted to impregnate steak and kidney pie ??

Yup. I went to my psychiatrist about it. I said I keep trying to make love to my pie. He said bring her in. So I did. I took her out of my pocket and he said she isn't steak and kidney, she is cheese and onion! I was hoping she really was cheese and onion, but on realising my mistake i was "sectioned"!!!!!!

Originally posted by kanthmike
Yup. I went to my psychiatrist about it. I said I keep trying to make love to my pie. He said bring her in. So I did. I took her out of my pocket and he said she isn't steak and kidney, she is cheese and onion! I was hoping she really was cheese and onion, but on realising my mistake i was "sectioned"!!!!!!

Could've been worse, at least it wasn't a male pie 😕

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Could've been worse, at least it wasn't a male pie 😕

No. I took the psychiatrist out of my pocket! She was bacon!

Originally posted by kanthmike
No. I took the psychiatrist out of my pocket! She was bacon!

🙄

Originally posted by mokko
🙄

Love u tooo Porky. Porky Best.... of course

Originally posted by kanthmike
Love u tooo Porky. Porky Best.... of course

I'm nobodies bacon! 😠

Originally posted by mokko
I'm nobodies bacon! 😠

Oh! Can't u be mine? I just got out of being sectioned, had my bacon pulled away from me by an student and what's more, none of my opponents r playing chess..

Originally posted by kanthmike
Oh! Can't u be mine? I just got out of being sectioned, had my bacon pulled away from me by an student and what's more, none of my opponents r playing chess..

I'm nobodies side bacon either 😛

Originally posted by mokko
I'm nobodies side bacon either 😛

But I ask you this. Can you be an studient? c.f.Phlabbit

Originally posted by kanthmike
But I ask you this. Can you be an studient? c.f.Phlabbit

No...I acn't be a student. I'm a professional shpper in training already. I have to go do my shopping warm ups first.....then get to my studies. 😀

Originally posted by mokko
No...I acn't be a student. I'm a professional shpper in training already. I have to go do my shopping warm ups first.....then get to my studies. 😀

U should read your threads.... hehe. pHLABB thinks a student is an student?

Originally posted by kanthmike
U should read your threads.... hehe. pHLABB thinks a student is an student?

Thankyou for last nite. I haven't recoeverd yte