A father and son are standing behind a fence looking into the neighbor's yard. There are wolves looking out the windows and going into the house. The father is talking to the boy.
"I know you miss the Wainwrights, Bobby, but they were weak and stupid people-and that's why we have wolves and other large predators".
The Lone Ranger in his old age looking up the word "kimosabi" in an Indian dictionary, only to find: "horse's a@%"
From (dodgy) memory: A driver who's just accidentally crashed an Acme Scissors truck into the Home for the Criminally Insane. There are scissors lying everywhere and the patients are peering out at the driver through a big hole the truck punched in the wall.