17 Jun 04
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Originally posted by geniusSo it's true - women really can multi-task!!
but they go shopping with their friends! so they can talk to them while they shops, thus-no mobiles are needed! they also need to shop for phone credit though...(for use on the way home)
They can't play chess though
🙂
17 Jun 04
Originally posted by geniusI could beat any woman on this site, including skeeter!
but, what about skeeter?
oh yeah-forgot...mumble, mumble, timeouts, mumble, mumble, low rated opponents, mumble, mumble, b|+£h, mumble, mumble...
In fact i will lay down a challenge, if any female can beat me i will post anything that they tell me to in the forums, word for word. If they lose they must post
" I admit that men are superior at everything, especially chess"
😲
now watch them all hide behind their kitchen appliances, texting each other furiously
17 Jun 04
Originally posted by Remora91well-we're streotyping for 15+...not all girls are like that, granted. but they have operations for them 🙂
Dude, I'm a girl. I hate to shop. I talk for like 20 minutes a week on the phone. I love football (American). I'm the oppisite of what you're saying.
Why are you posting on here anyway? Are you a girl? 😉
17 Jun 04
Originally posted by geniusI'm going to start stereotyping then, seeing how my cousin is 18.
well-we're streotyping for 15+...not all girls are like that, granted. but they have operations for them 🙂
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Don't know, its never happened.
17 Jun 04
Originally posted by Remora91:-o that's harsh! true, but harsh all the same...
I'm going to start stereotyping then, seeing how my cousin is 18.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Don't know, its never happened.
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"
For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says.
He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves.
The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:
"Iron this."
17 Jun 04
Originally posted by geniusPURE EVIL
:-o that's harsh! true, but harsh all the same...
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. "Well, if I'm going to ...[text shortened]... er, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:
"Iron this."
Owell, I guess I have to get a comeback.
A man says to his wife, "Honey, lets switch positions tonight."
So the woman replies, "Okay. You stand by the ironing board and I lay on the couch."
I feel bad. That has nasty stuff in it. 😞