Call the wife from work, tell her your car broke down and she has to pick you up. Worked for me one year but backfired a year later when my car did breakdown on April Fools Day. No joke, had to then convince her I wasn't playing another April Fools joke on her. Thank goodness she is a trusting woman.
Originally posted by Queens Knightlol. deserves a reccomendation.
Call the wife from work, tell her your car broke down and she has to pick you up. Worked for me one year but backfired a year later when my car did breakdown on April Fools Day. No joke, had to then convince her I wasn't playing another April Fools joke on her. Thank goodness she is a trusting woman.
My friend told her boyfriend that she was pregnant infront of his parents....that joke did not go down well.
Early this morning me and the friend i live with...(i live with 3 people) hid everything out of the 3rd friends bedroom...laptop,playstation...everything and all our stuff and put it into my wardrobe....and when he came back after his night out pretended that we had been burgled,but they had used a key...and he started crying saying he was sorry and it was all his fault(we knew he lost his key the week before as we found it but did not tell him we knew)
That will teach him next year to look after his key.
Originally posted by purclecowThat is so cruel!
Early this morning me and the friend i live with...(i live with 3 people) hid everything out of the 3rd friends bedroom...laptop,playstation...everything and all our stuff and put it into my wardrobe....and when he came back after his night out pretended that we had been burgled,but they had used a key...and he started crying saying he was sorry and it was ...[text shortened]... we found it but did not tell him we knew)
That will teach him next year to look after his key.
I hope you felt a pang of guilt when he started crying.
Good one! 😉
Years ago I worked nights loading trucks. One April 1st, we loaded a guys truck ( tractor-trailer ) backwards. So his first stop was at the front of the trailer and so on. His first stop was at a small business with not alot of room, so he had to rearrange as best he could, until he got somewhere big enough to reload his truck. We thought it was funny, however, since this driver stood about 6 foot 6 and went about 250 pounds, we pooled a couple bucks from all the loaders and bought him lunch the next day. We didnt want him too mad at us!!
Originally posted by UncleAdamI remember years ago a TV story about the failure of the spagetti harvest in Italy. They had film of (cooked) spagetti hanging from some kind of bush, and explained that some parasite had got to the entire harvest. Very well done. I remember my brother asking if it would affect spagetti hoops as well. Hilarious.
anyone know any good ones?