Any one think they can pass this test?
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and
so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my
friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was
only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was
her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of
age, wore tight mini skirts and low-cut blouses. She would regularly
bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her
underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near
anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that
she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and
committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say
a word. She said, I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to
go ahead with it just come up and get me. I was stunned. I was frozen
in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top
she pulled down her panties and tossed them down to me. I stood there
for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened
the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my
car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his
eyes he hugged me and said, We are so happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family.
The moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your car.🙂😀😉😛😲😲😲
tee hee hee!! 😀
pass? probably not. But always keep your condoms in 3 places, one your girl knows about, one that she thinks you don't know she knows about, and one that you've made damn sure she doesn't know about.
Seriously though, the secret to happy marrage is:
find a woman who cooks & cleans
find a woman who good company
find a woman who's great in bed
and most importantly, make sure these 3 women never meet.