any other lawyers around here?

And if so, are you thinking the same thing?

I wonder if they'll try Bobby Fisher in a jurisdiction I'm admitted in... maybe I can trade representation for lessons.

Originally posted by paultopia
And if so, are you thinking the same thing?

I wonder if they'll try Bobby Fisher in a jurisdiction I'm admitted in... maybe I can trade representation for lessons.

Originally posted by paultopia
And if so, are you thinking the same thing?

I wonder if they'll try Bobby Fisher in a jurisdiction I'm admitted in... maybe I can trade representation for lessons.

The news says Britney Spears plans to spend one million dollars on her wedding.

I wonder if she is already shopping for a divorce attorney?

😉

Originally posted by paultopia
And if so, are you thinking the same thing?

I wonder if they'll try Bobby Fisher in a jurisdiction I'm admitted in... maybe I can trade representation for lessons.

The devil goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I'm going to cut you a deal here. I will treble your income, make all your partners respect you and your clients love you."

Lawyer: "What will it cost me?"

Devil: "Nothing but I want the soul of your wife, the souls of your children and the souls of your childrens' children."

Lawyer: "What's the catch?"

😵

Hah. :-)

My favorite lawyer joke:

A Jew, a Hindu and a lawyer are on a road trip. Needing a place to bed down for the night, and in a lonely rural area, they stop at a farmhouse. The farmer agress to let them stay the night, but, since he has only two beds, one has to stay in the barn.

So the Jew volunteers. Ten minutes later, there's a knock on the door. The Jew is there. "I'm sorry, there's a pig in the barn. They're unclean, it's against my religion. Someone else will have to sleep there."

So the hindu volunteers. Ten minutes later, there's a knock on the door. The Hindu is there. "I'm sorry, there's a cow in the barn. They're sacred, it's against my religion. Someone else will have to sleep there."

Finally, the lawyer volunteers. Ten minutes later, there's a knock on the door. The pig and the cow are there.

Originally posted by paultopia
Hah. :-)

My favorite lawyer joke:

A Jew, a Hindu and a lawyer are on a road trip. Needing a place to bed down for the night, and in a lonely rural area, they stop at a farmhouse. The farmer agress to let them stay the night, but, since he has only two beds, one has to stay in the barn.

So the Jew volunteers. Ten minutes later, there's a knock ...[text shortened]... volunteers. Ten minutes later, there's a knock on the door. The pig and the cow are there.

Nice! 😵

If you started on the east coast of the USA and laid 500 lawyers, head to toe, along the sea bed of the Atlantic ocean, what will you have made?

Answer: A good start!

What's the difference between a dead lawyer on the highway and a dead skunk on the highway?

There's skid marks in front of the skunk.

Originally posted by paultopia
And if so, are you thinking the same thing?

I wonder if they'll try Bobby Fisher in a jurisdiction I'm admitted in... maybe I can trade representation for lessons.