I have an excessive load of ironing to do and would like fellow ironists to go places and help me iron. Any offers?
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to see why I need your help. I would really appreciate it if someone could assist with my load as I have an important business meeting on monday and I simply cannot cope with all the ironing on my own!
I thank you in anticipation for your kind help 😉
Excellent. All I ask is that you are prepared to help with my load in remote locations as most of my creased shirts are up mountains or other harder to reach locations and this explains why I have not yet ironed them!
I would like to warn you that although many of my laundry items of lesser importance are in rather easy to reach locations, it would unfortunately appear that my better shirts, of the Armani lineage are in fact only to be found on rock climbing routes approaching E4 and E5. It is for this reason that I ask for help, for I fear I may be unable to reach these items, and may en up being shirtless for my work engagements. ASlthough this may appear amusing to some individuals, appearing topless at meetings is not considered good business etiquette!
I look forward to your help 😉