I'm a bad and nasty gent.
I took a T/O,
I swear it was an accident,
it doesn't matter though.
Myself and Mr. Scaccerus,
were o'er the chessboard toiling.
He took a little break,
not knowing I'd be spoiling,
his fun; or that I'd take,
TOs.
I told myself two days past,
when seven days were gone,
RC, don't time him out so fast,
because he's up a pawn.
But then when playing chess today,
I forgot my caveat,
I took his lovely game away,
'cause I'm a foul rat.
Though it was accidental,
that really won't excuse it.
Though I think it sentimental,
I'd really rather lose it.
So to my worthy foe,
I shall humbly pay my dues.
We'll have another go,
And I'll most likely lose!
Sorry.