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Got this as junk mail and had to share πŸ™‚

APPLES AND WINE

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.........

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.


Now, Men ... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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Keep your spam to yourself.

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Originally posted by dags
Got this as junk mail and had to share πŸ™‚

APPLES AND WINE

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.........

The apples at the top ...[text shortened]... o stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Women are like car parking spaces:
~ All the good ones are taken and the only ones left are disabled

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Women are like car parking spaces:
~ All the good ones are taken and the only ones left are disabled
😲😲😲😲😲

You can't say that! hahahaha

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Women are like car parking spaces:
~ All the good ones are taken and the only ones left are disabled
Classic.

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Women are like car parking spaces:
~ All the good ones are taken and the only ones left are disabled
Nice work.

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Originally posted by expressiveoutburst
😲😲😲😲😲

You can't say that! hahahaha
Yes you can, just as long as there aren't any women around to hear it πŸ˜›