Originally posted by AThousandYoungYes I'm sure I'm safe, maybe pacify was the wrong word Chuck actually said " jesus christ I'm trying to foil 3 different international terrorist threats and break the biggest ever poo record (even though he doesn't poo!) at the same time, and they are complaining about my spelling and grammar, I can't believe these people are americans"
I didn't know one could pacify Chuck. Are you sure he didn't just add you to the list for trying?
Originally posted by stevetoddomg the penny has dropped you are not american! oh well I did my best, quick phone your mother and tell her you love her
Yes I'm sure I'm safe, maybe pacify was the wrong word Chuck actually said " jesus christ I'm trying to foil 3 different international terrorist threats and break the biggest ever poo record (even though he doesn't poo!) at the same time, and they are complaining about my spelling and grammar, I can't believe these people are americans"
Originally posted by stevetoddFor your information, I gave my mother a phonecall and asked her if she know who Chuck Norris is and she answered: "Never heard of him, is he a singer?". 😉
Chuck Norris does not use spellcheck. If he happens to misspell a word, he simply changes the acutal spelling of it.
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Originally posted by Loose ScrewWow does she never watch the news? here are just a few of the recent headlines:
For your information, I gave my mother a phonecall and asked her if she know who Chuck Norris is and she answered: "Never heard of him, is he a singer?". 😉
Chuck Norris killed the Pope with a roundhouse kick to the chest after an argument over who had a better beard, Jesus or Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because he is afraid of the dark; because the dark is afraid of him.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
Originally posted by irishhebrew82Chuck is technically alive as the grim reaper is too scared to tell him he died some time ago, unfortunately you have now been added to his kill list, no one says Chuck Norris is dead except Chuck Norris. Most on his kill list decide to kill themselves, as they know making him do it himself will anger him and only make matters far worse.
Chuck norris is dead!!!!
Originally posted by stevetoddBut you said he died!
Chuck is technically alive as the grim reaper is too scared to tell him he died some time ago, unfortunately you have now been added to his kill list, no one says Chuck Norris is dead except Chuck Norris. Most on his kill list decide to kill themselves, as they know making him do it himself will anger him and only make matters far worse.
If you get out of this alive, I'd be really careful if I were you. You're really close to getting a flying back kick to your kidneys.