17 Feb 20
@wolfgang59 saidLOL....Now that was a good one!
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-51527043
A man from Hong Kong
Made a terrible pong.
He knew he should wipe,
But internet hype,
Meant all the rolls were gone.
He hatched a plan,
That Hong Kong man.
His audacious goal -
To steal an Andrex roll.
So now he's happy in the can.
-VR
17 Feb 20
@wolfgang59
"Ein Griff ins Klo," as they say in German, when something goes badly wrong. (A grab into the toilet.)
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19 Feb 20
@moonbus saidOld joke. Theft of toilet in police station reported. The detectives have nothing to go on.
@wolfgang59
"Ein Griff ins Klo," as they say in German, when something goes badly wrong. (A grab into the toilet.)
*Rimshot*
19 Feb 20
@shallow-blue saidOld joke: military reports theft of top secret camouflage vehicle; unable (for security reasons) to describe vehicle. Besides, it's camouflaged.
Old joke. Theft of toilet in police station reported. The detectives have nothing to go on.
*Rimshot*
05 Mar 20
@wolfgang59 saidWell as I witness the Panic Sellout of the stuff I think we will see more of that...
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-51527043
A man from Hong Kong
Made a terrible pong.
He knew he should wipe,
But internet hype,
Meant all the rolls were gone.
He hatched a plan,
That Hong Kong man.
His audacious goal -
To steal an Andrex roll.
So now he's happy in the can.
05 Mar 20
@ponderable saidVarious psychological theories as to why loo paper is selling
Well as I witness the Panic Sellout of the stuff I think we will see more of that...
out. The one I like is that emptying shelves of loo paper are
really obvious because of the space they take up. Then it's
just herd mentality. Panic buying. I'm stocking up on the
essentials: beer, wine, nappies, tinned vegetables, flour.
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05 Mar 20
@wolfgang59 saidMy cupboards are filled with chocolate and red wine.
Various psychological theories as to why loo paper is selling
out. The one I like is that emptying shelves of loo paper are
really obvious because of the space they take up. Then it's
just herd mentality. Panic buying. I'm stocking up on the
essentials: beer, wine, nappies, tinned vegetables, flour.
I'm good.
05 Mar 20
@wolfgang59 saidPeople were telling me Costco was out of toilet tissue as people are stocking up on it because of the virus nothing has been moving. I am not sure where our toilet tissue comes from, but seems it could become an issue. One of many products I believe that there will be a shortage of for awhile.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-51527043
A man from Hong Kong
Made a terrible pong.
He knew he should wipe,
But internet hype,
Meant all the rolls were gone.
He hatched a plan,
That Hong Kong man.
His audacious goal -
To steal an Andrex roll.
So now he's happy in the can.
-VR
05 Mar 20
@wolfgang59 saidthe dogs had no problem sniffing him out
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-51527043
A man from Hong Kong
Made a terrible pong.
He knew he should wipe,
But internet hype,
Meant all the rolls were gone.
He hatched a plan,
That Hong Kong man.
His audacious goal -
To steal an Andrex roll.
So now he's happy in the can.