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  1. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    17 Feb '20 08:34
    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-51527043

    A man from Hong Kong
    Made a terrible pong.
    He knew he should wipe,
    But internet hype,
    Meant all the rolls were gone.

    He hatched a plan,
    That Hong Kong man.
    His audacious goal -
    To steal an Andrex roll.
    So now he's happy in the can.
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    17 Feb '20 13:20
    He, obviously, was having a crappy day.
    😲
  3. Subscribersonhouse
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    17 Feb '20 17:20
    @Great-Big-Stees
    He obviously took a turd for the worse.
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  5. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    17 Feb '20 17:44
    @wolfgang59 said
    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-51527043

    A man from Hong Kong
    Made a terrible pong.
    He knew he should wipe,
    But internet hype,
    Meant all the rolls were gone.

    He hatched a plan,
    That Hong Kong man.
    His audacious goal -
    To steal an Andrex roll.
    So now he's happy in the can.
    LOL....Now that was a good one!

    -VR
  6. Subscribermoonbus
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    17 Feb '20 20:47
    @wolfgang59

    "Ein Griff ins Klo," as they say in German, when something goes badly wrong. (A grab into the toilet.)
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    19 Feb '20 18:31
    @moonbus said
    @wolfgang59

    "Ein Griff ins Klo," as they say in German, when something goes badly wrong. (A grab into the toilet.)
    Old joke. Theft of toilet in police station reported. The detectives have nothing to go on.

    *Rimshot*
  8. Subscribermoonbus
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    19 Feb '20 23:10
    @shallow-blue said
    Old joke. Theft of toilet in police station reported. The detectives have nothing to go on.

    *Rimshot*
    Old joke: military reports theft of top secret camouflage vehicle; unable (for security reasons) to describe vehicle. Besides, it's camouflaged.
  9. SubscriberPonderable
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    05 Mar '20 09:40
    @wolfgang59 said
    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-51527043

    A man from Hong Kong
    Made a terrible pong.
    He knew he should wipe,
    But internet hype,
    Meant all the rolls were gone.

    He hatched a plan,
    That Hong Kong man.
    His audacious goal -
    To steal an Andrex roll.
    So now he's happy in the can.
    Well as I witness the Panic Sellout of the stuff I think we will see more of that...
  10. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    05 Mar '20 09:54
    @ponderable said
    Well as I witness the Panic Sellout of the stuff I think we will see more of that...
    Various psychological theories as to why loo paper is selling
    out. The one I like is that emptying shelves of loo paper are
    really obvious because of the space they take up. Then it's
    just herd mentality. Panic buying. I'm stocking up on the
    essentials: beer, wine, nappies, tinned vegetables, flour.
  11. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    05 Mar '20 11:20
    @wolfgang59 said
    Various psychological theories as to why loo paper is selling
    out. The one I like is that emptying shelves of loo paper are
    really obvious because of the space they take up. Then it's
    just herd mentality. Panic buying. I'm stocking up on the
    essentials: beer, wine, nappies, tinned vegetables, flour.
    My cupboards are filled with chocolate and red wine.

    I'm good.
  12. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    05 Mar '20 11:37
    @wolfgang59 said
    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-51527043

    A man from Hong Kong
    Made a terrible pong.
    He knew he should wipe,
    But internet hype,
    Meant all the rolls were gone.

    He hatched a plan,
    That Hong Kong man.
    His audacious goal -
    To steal an Andrex roll.
    So now he's happy in the can.
    People were telling me Costco was out of toilet tissue as people are stocking up on it because of the virus nothing has been moving. I am not sure where our toilet tissue comes from, but seems it could become an issue. One of many products I believe that there will be a shortage of for awhile.

    -VR
  13. Subscriberlemondrop
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    05 Mar '20 17:15
    @wolfgang59 said
    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-51527043

    A man from Hong Kong
    Made a terrible pong.
    He knew he should wipe,
    But internet hype,
    Meant all the rolls were gone.

    He hatched a plan,
    That Hong Kong man.
    His audacious goal -
    To steal an Andrex roll.
    So now he's happy in the can.
    the dogs had no problem sniffing him out
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