Armed robber steals loo paper!

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-51527043

A man from Hong Kong
Made a terrible pong.
He knew he should wipe,
But internet hype,
Meant all the rolls were gone.

He hatched a plan,
That Hong Kong man.
His audacious goal -
To steal an Andrex roll.
So now he's happy in the can.

He, obviously, was having a crappy day.
😲

@Great-Big-Stees
He obviously took a turd for the worse.

@wolfgang59 said
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-51527043

A man from Hong Kong
Made a terrible pong.
He knew he should wipe,
But internet hype,
Meant all the rolls were gone.

He hatched a plan,
That Hong Kong man.
His audacious goal -
To steal an Andrex roll.
So now he's happy in the can.

LOL....Now that was a good one!

-VR

@wolfgang59

"Ein Griff ins Klo," as they say in German, when something goes badly wrong. (A grab into the toilet.)

@moonbus said
@wolfgang59

"Ein Griff ins Klo," as they say in German, when something goes badly wrong. (A grab into the toilet.)

Old joke. Theft of toilet in police station reported. The detectives have nothing to go on.

*Rimshot*

@shallow-blue said
Old joke. Theft of toilet in police station reported. The detectives have nothing to go on.

*Rimshot*

Old joke: military reports theft of top secret camouflage vehicle; unable (for security reasons) to describe vehicle. Besides, it's camouflaged.

@wolfgang59 said
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-51527043

A man from Hong Kong
Made a terrible pong.
He knew he should wipe,
But internet hype,
Meant all the rolls were gone.

He hatched a plan,
That Hong Kong man.
His audacious goal -
To steal an Andrex roll.
So now he's happy in the can.

Well as I witness the Panic Sellout of the stuff I think we will see more of that...

@ponderable said
Well as I witness the Panic Sellout of the stuff I think we will see more of that...

Various psychological theories as to why loo paper is selling
out. The one I like is that emptying shelves of loo paper are
really obvious because of the space they take up. Then it's
just herd mentality. Panic buying. I'm stocking up on the
essentials: beer, wine, nappies, tinned vegetables, flour.

@wolfgang59 said
Various psychological theories as to why loo paper is selling
out. The one I like is that emptying shelves of loo paper are
really obvious because of the space they take up. Then it's
just herd mentality. Panic buying. I'm stocking up on the
essentials: beer, wine, nappies, tinned vegetables, flour.

My cupboards are filled with chocolate and red wine.

I'm good.

@wolfgang59 said
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-51527043

A man from Hong Kong
Made a terrible pong.
He knew he should wipe,
But internet hype,
Meant all the rolls were gone.

He hatched a plan,
That Hong Kong man.
His audacious goal -
To steal an Andrex roll.
So now he's happy in the can.

People were telling me Costco was out of toilet tissue as people are stocking up on it because of the virus nothing has been moving. I am not sure where our toilet tissue comes from, but seems it could become an issue. One of many products I believe that there will be a shortage of for awhile.

-VR

@wolfgang59 said
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-51527043

A man from Hong Kong
Made a terrible pong.
He knew he should wipe,
But internet hype,
Meant all the rolls were gone.

He hatched a plan,
That Hong Kong man.
His audacious goal -
To steal an Andrex roll.
So now he's happy in the can.

the dogs had no problem sniffing him out