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Arrakis takes 12 nails to the skull...

Arrakis takes 12 nails to the skull...

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and survives (arguably). At last we have an explanation for arrakis’s erratic lunacy. I’m shocked that he could have taken 12 nails to the head and still stay ambulatory let alone cognizant of his surroundings.

While on a trip to Oregon to score some methamphetamines, arrakis visited a hospital complaining of a severe headache. Doctors discovered that arrakis had shot himself in the head with a dozen 2” long nails(a year earlier no less) and survived. Serious brain damage resulted, but, he could still, form a reasonable coherent sentence and move under his own power.

The miraculous story can be found at: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12425803

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This is about a 33 year old. I thought Arrakis was at least three times as old...

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Originally posted by Aiko
This is about a 33 year old. I thought Arrakis was at least three times as old...
Meth will age you fast. Messes up your teeth as well, which is why arrakis is such a snaggle tooth squirrel.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
and survives (arguably). At last we have an explanation for arrakis’s erratic lunacy. I’m shocked that he could have taken 12 nails to the head and still stay ambulatory let alone cognizant of his surroundings.

While on a trip to Oregon to score some methamphetamines, arrakis visited a hospital complaining of a severe headache. Doctors disco ...[text shortened]... er his own power.

The miraculous story can be found at: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12425803
Apparently one more would have knocked some sense into him.

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Well, I think you're all being just a little too hard on the guy. Yes, he's come out looking like a patronising besserwisser from the land of self-righteousness at times, but I've come to think of him as a really nice fella.

Here's one for you, Arrakis. 🙂

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Originally posted by stocken
Well, I think you're all being just a little too hard on the guy. Yes, he's come out looking like a patronising besserwisser from the land of self-righteousness at times, but I've come to think of him as a really nice fella.

Here's one for you, Arrakis. 🙂
I think part of your post nailed it.

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Originally posted by stocken
Well, I think you're all being just a little too hard on the guy. Yes, he's come out looking like a patronising besserwisser from the land of self-righteousness at times, but I've come to think of him as a really nice fella.

Here's one for you, Arrakis. 🙂
Oh come on now, he comes out swinging every time, just looking for a fight. Plus, multiple nails in the head really does seem like a plausible explanation as to why he's such a rabid ball snuffler.