This weekend I've done some painting in my house, and also burned some brush. Me and some friends were hanging at the bonfire when someone came lurking out of the woods behind my house...
"Yo, I know anyone here?"
I don't know, who are you?
"I'm Arthur, yo."
Hey Arthur Yo, how old are you?
"I'm 18, yo."
Dude, were all about twice your age.
"You guys know (such and such a name), yo?"
How old is he?
"He's 23, fo'real... yo"
No dude, don't know him.
"Come on, man... I gots to know someone here, yo"
Dude, I doubt it... perhaps we know your dad?
"Yo, my dad got picked up by the cops today. He didn't do anything wrong, but he had a warrent out on him. Fo'real."
That sucks.
"Yo, so I gots to know someone here? How old are you?"
36
"Fo'real?"
Yeah.
"You?" (Points to another friend of mine)
35
"Fo'real?"
Yeah.
Next thing you know, I notice one of my friends Kevin left. I asked my bud Denny where his brother went.....
He said... 'He couldn't handle the 'dillio'.
Lol! Next, my good friend Howie said...
"I hear someone calling you, dude. Perhaps you should take off now.
Arthur Yo says, "Ait, I see how it is, yo."
Turns out Howie and Kevin had been spending the past hour at the bonfire talking about young kids at work and how they suck. They expect respect before earning it. They were saying everyone is entitled to a certain degree of respect, sure... but beyond that, you need to earn it.
Fo'real!
P
Originally posted by PhlabibitFo' sho, dogg...
This weekend I've done some painting in my house, and also burned some brush. Me and some friends were hanging at the bonfire when someone came lurking out of the woods behind my house...
"Yo, I know anyone here?"
I don't know, who are you?
"I'm Arthur, yo."
Hey Arthur Yo, how old are you?
"I'm 18, yo."
Dude, were all about twi ...[text shortened]... to a certain degree of respect, sure... but beyond that, you need to earn it.
Fo'real!
P
That is the funniest thing I have read all day (night).