As an adult I still try occasionally without success. Based upon empirical evidence gather during field testing in Cancun, I'm convinced that my eventual success hinges upon the appropriate application of Tequilla. I'm close, very close. The ratio of tequilla, salt and lime to music and large breasted women is critical. Further testing is required as all I have to show for it this week is broken toes, cracked ribs, a lost tooth filling and a sore ass. Still, science must be its own reward.
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this beautiful song sums up the dream of flight for me and always brings a tear to my eye.......enjoy.
Orville’s Song
Orville: I wish I could fly way up to the sky but I can’t,
Keith: You can,
Orville: I can’t!
Orville: I wish I could see what folks see in me but I can’t,
Keith: You can,
Orville: I can’t!
Keith: Look, Orville,
Orville: Yes?
Keith: Nothing that you can say
Will change how I feel today:
I know that we’ll never part;
Now hear what I’m saying, Orville?
Orville: Yes?
Keith: Who is your very best friend?
Orville: You are.
Keith: I’m gonna help you mend your broken heart.
Orville: Thank you.
Orville: I wish that I had a mummy and dad but I don’t,
Keith: You don’t?
Orville: I don’t!
Orville: I often pretend my sadness will end but it won’t,
Keith: It will,
Orville: I won’t!
Keith: Look, Orville,
Orville: Yes?
Keith: Now that I’m here with you,
There’s nothing that you can’t do,
So why don’t you make a start
And hear what I’m saying, Orville?
Orville: Yes?
Keith: Who is your very best friend?
Orville: You are.
Keith: I’m gonna help you mend your broken heart.
Orville: Ahhh…
Orville: So does this mean although I’m green
And not exactly bright,
You want to care and will be there
To tuck me in at night?
Keith: Well, I’ll always be there, Orville!
Orville: The other birds laugh and say that I’m daft and I am,
Keith: You’re not!
Orville: I am!
Orville: They tease me a lot and call me a clot and I am,
Keith: You’re not!
Orville: I am!
Keith: Look, Orville?
Orville: Yes?
Keith: Nothing that you can say
Will change how I feel today:
I know that we’ll never part;
Now hear what I’m saying, Orville?
Orville: Yes?
Keith: Who is your very best friend?
Orville: You are.
Keith: I’m gonna help you mend your broken heart.
[Spoken]
Orville: Thank you. ‘Cos I’ve got a broken heart, haven’t I?
Keith: Yes, I know, but I’m going to help you mend it.
Orville: You, you will do it, won’t you. You’ll help me?
Keith: Of course.
Orville: ‘Cos you love me, don’t you?
Keith: We all love you, Orville.
Orville: How, how, how much do you love me?
Keith: Ooh… this much!
Orville: As much as that?
Keith: Yeah.
Orville: Ahhh… my broken heart.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateI use aer lingus....no hassle.
As an adult I still try occasionally without success. Based upon empirical evidence gather during field testing in Cancun, I'm convinced that my eventual success hinges upon the appropriate application of Tequilla. I'm close, very close. The ratio of tequilla, salt and lime to music and large breasted women is critical. Further testing is required ...[text shortened]... es, cracked ribs, a lost tooth filling and a sore ass. Still, science must be its own reward.
Crappiest song ever:
I used to think that I could not go on
And life was nothing but an awful song
But now I know the meanin' of true love
I'm leanin' on the everlasting arms
If I can see it then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly, I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
See I was on the verge of breakin' down
Sometimes silence can seem so loud
There are miracles in life I must achieve
But first I know it starts inside of me oh
If I can see it then I can be it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me runnin' through that open door
I believe I can fly, I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
Hey 'cuz I believe in me
If I can see it then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me runnin' through that open door
I believe I can fly, I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
Hey if I just spread my wings
I can fly
I can fly
I can fly, hey
If I just spread my wings
I can fly
Fly eye, eye
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Read that and you will fly........ to the nearest toilet, to vomit! 😞
post scriptum: don't hum it, or you are knackered for the rest of your day!
Originally posted by mikelomGod damn it! Now that's in my brain and I can't get it out. Hopefully it hasn't displaced something important like a masturbation technique.
Crappiest song ever:
I used to think that I could not go on
And life was nothing but an awful song
But now I know the meanin' of true love
I'm leanin' on the everlasting arms
If I can see it then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Sprea ...[text shortened]... it! 😞
post scriptum: don't hum it, or you are knackered for the rest of your day!
Originally posted by Hand of Hecatemaybe one day you'll fly like a tequila mockingbird.
As an adult I still try occasionally without success. Based upon empirical evidence gather during field testing in Cancun, I'm convinced that my eventual success hinges upon the appropriate application of Tequilla. I'm close, very close. The ratio of tequilla, salt and lime to music and large breasted women is critical. Further testing is required ...[text shortened]... es, cracked ribs, a lost tooth filling and a sore ass. Still, science must be its own reward.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateCouldn't happen to a man more deserving!
As an adult I still try occasionally without success. Further testing is required as all I have to show for it this week is broken toes, cracked ribs, a lost tooth filling and a sore ass. Still, science must be its own reward.
Just kidding, get well soon! 😵
Originally posted by Very RustyYou can fly as well Rusty if you'd just open your mind. Someone challenged me to see if I could teach you how to have a sense of humor. I hear the Mission Impossible theme playing in the background, but, I'm willing to bury the hatchet and try if you are.
Couldn't happen to a man more deserving!
Just kidding, get well soon! 😵
Originally posted by Hand of HecateROFLMAO...wut?
You can fly as well Rusty if you'd just open your mind. Someone challenged me to see if I could teach you how to have a sense of humor. I hear the Mission Impossible theme playing in the background, but, I'm willing to bury the hatchet and try if you are.
What is dis sense of humor you spoke of???
Watch not to hurt yourself with dat hatchet, you might cut your big belly off, that would hurt huh.
Am I missing something in wut you are trying to say? 😛
If you want to be a Bird by The Holy Modal Rounders:
(I first heard this song in the movie Easy Rider)
If you want to be a bird
Why don't you try a little flying
There's no denying
It gets you high
Why be shackled to your feet
When you've got wings
You haven't used yet
Don't wait for heaven
Get out and fly
Just glide there
Through the clear air
Making figure eights
Through the pearly gates
Where the soul and the universe meet
If you want to be a bird
It won't take much
To get you up there
But when you come down
Land on your feet