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Originally posted by reader1107
Although he faced many challenges this year, Jim continued to keep his department productive. He remains a valuable team member and asset to our organization.
*copy* *paste* 😛

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Originally posted by RookRAK
*copy* *paste* 😛
Who's next?

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Originally posted by clive59
No, ich bin ein aushlander... 😕😕😕
... or an aussie for short. 😉

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Mine is only getting worse. 😞
Yeah, me too I'm afraid. I really don't know why - when I focus I am productive at a super-human level. But sometimes I have to do something I just don't want to, and I can't force or trick myself into focusing.

I still have 4 1/2 reviews to write. 😞

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Yeah, me too I'm afraid. I really don't know why - when I focus I am productive at a super-human level. But sometimes I have to do something I just don't want to, and I can't force or trick myself into focusing.

I still have 4 1/2 reviews to write. 😞
It would help if I had a vague idea of the sort of business these are for...

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Originally posted by reader1107
Who's next?
"Ian" is next, but he has been nothing but trouble for me. I need something bad that doesn't sound vindictive.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Yeah, me too I'm afraid. I really don't know why - when I focus I am productive at a super-human level. But sometimes I have to do something I just don't want to, and I can't force or trick myself into focusing.

I still have 4 1/2 reviews to write. 😞
Late-onset ADD?

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Michael's productivity has increased since the feds took his computer away. He has shown more interest in the other members of his team, and has been particularly attentive toward Margie, our newest employee.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
"Ian" is next, but he has been nothing but trouble for me. I need something bad that doesn't sound vindictive.
Hmm, Ian...let me think,...

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Ian has the potential to reach mediocracy any day now. He is an asset to our business, as being inbred qualifies as a handicap. His parole officer and rehab counselor concur that although his employment here may be temporary, it will nevertheless be memorable.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
"Ian" is next, but he has been nothing but trouble for me. I need something bad that doesn't sound vindictive.
Ian has been nothing but trouble. I do not want to sound vindictive, but he really is a pain in the... well, you get the picture. Maybe a good brucking will help.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Late-onset ADD?
Could be, I don't know enough about ADD. By generally my ability to focus sets me apart from others. There are just some things I hate doing so much that my brain rebels against.

To make this situation worse, I'm really resentful because I was *tricked* into this position. I've been a lead software engineer - which I'm great at - but they needed someone to be an official manager. I didn't want to do that, for the very reason that I hate official manager stuff. My boss said he didn't really want me to bother - that he would assign somebody to do this stuff for me. Then he fired her and I'm stuck with it.

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Originally posted by reader1107
Ian has the potential to reach mediocracy any day now. He is an asset to our business, as being inbred qualifies as a handicap. His parole officer and rehab counselor concur that although his employment here may be temporary, it will nevertheless be memorable.
Good one - but I think HR will veto that.

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This is not working at all!

Where is my ban? I've haven't written a sentence of my evaluations since I started this thread.

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OK, OK


Ian has the potential to be a valuable member of our team. His knowledge of his department's niche in our company is unsurpassed. As he grows in his ability to work within Company Name's guidelines, he will grow as an asset to his team.

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