Attn: Divegeester

What da fuq are you doing with your life here?

Originally posted by darvlay
What da fuq are you doing with your life here?

Originally posted by divegeester
Hai Darv. I'm policing Grampy Bobby in his "internet trolls thread". I have just managed to extract a full confession from him which he is clearly having second thoughts about.

You're better than this.

You drive a luxury vehicle.

You have a good sense of humour.

Is this a cry for help or something?

I'm here to talk if you need to.

Originally posted by darvlay
Nobody cares.

Pull yourself together, man.

Originally posted by darvlay
You're better than this.

You drive a luxury vehicle.

You have a good sense of humour.

Is this a cry for help or something?

I'm here to talk if you need to.

Have to agree with darv on this one.

Think about how many hours, days, weeks, months and YEARS you have wasted talking, engaging, arguing and endlessly bickering with an internet persona you detest.

Think about it.

Now punch yourself in the face.

Originally posted by Trev33
Have to agree with darv on this one.

Originally posted by divegeester
Just look around at the bodies at your feet, smell the stench of rotting flesh on your clothing, look at the blood on your hands.

But don't let that detract from the stern talking-to you're getting from me at the moment.

Originally posted by darvlay
But don't let that detract from the stern talking-to you're getting from me at the moment.

Originally posted by divegeester
It's good to see you came back for me bro, I've been eating cockroaches and monkey turds just to survive.

Originally posted by darvlay
Oh my God, your chess game hasn't even improved.

I've never wanted to slap someone so hard.