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Well, after nearly four years of being a lone worker, with my standard of work going unchecked, I am finally having an audit at work tomorrow. Will I: -

a). Come through smelling of roses.
b). Crash and burn due to cutting of corners, slapdashery and slipshoddery.

The book is now open...

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Who's doing it - an inhouse person, a hired firm, or the dreaded government inspectors? If it's one of those, a small bribe should fix it ....

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Well, after nearly four years of being a lone worker, with my standard of work going unchecked, I am finally having an audit at work tomorrow. Will I: -

a). Come through smelling of roses.
b). Crash and burn due to cutting of corners, slapdashery and slipshoddery.

The book is now open...
That depends....how much pride do you place in your work?

If you place a lot of pride in it, you will probably do fine.
If you do the least you can to get by, you will probably get torched.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Well, after nearly four years of being a lone worker, with my standard of work going unchecked, I am finally having an audit at work tomorrow. Will I: -

a). Come through smelling of roses.
b). Crash and burn due to cutting of corners, slapdashery and slipshoddery.

The book is now open...
You're the cosmonaut they sent to Mars aren't you? Good luck. Do they still have Gulags?

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For those of you that don't know jailhouse slang:

lone worker = solitary confinement

work audit = prison guards tearing his cell apart looking for contraband

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
The book is now open...
Are you taking bets?

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Well, after nearly four years of being a lone worker, with my standard of work going unchecked, I am finally having an audit at work tomorrow. Will I: -

a). Come through smelling of roses.
b). Crash and burn due to cutting of corners, slapdashery and slipshoddery.

The book is now open...
If you'd stop slapping your dasher you wouldn't be slipping on the shod.
I hope this helps.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
If you'd stop slapping your dasher...
Yeah, leave those reindeer alone! 😠

"Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer, and Vixen!
"On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donder and Blitzen!

"To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
"Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"

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Well that was easier than I thought. Came through with flying colours. For now the can of worms remains firmly shut. Apparently I'm the best she's seen so far 😕

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Well that was easier than I thought. Came through with flying colours. For now the can of worms remains firmly shut. Apparently I'm the best she's seen so far 😕
Very cool 🙂
Now back to slacking please, all that working made me nervous. 😕

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Well that was easier than I thought. Came through with flying colours. For now the can of worms remains firmly shut. Apparently I'm the best she's seen so far 😕
You were the first though, so you had to be the best so far 😛

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Well that was easier than I thought. Came through with flying colours. For now the can of worms remains firmly shut. Apparently I'm the best she's seen so far 😕
Too bad you still can't spell color.

😛

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Too bad you still can't spell color.

😛
Why I oughtta...