@the-gravedigger saidI'd adhort you to take it to the Jokes thread, but it's been posted there already.
Reminds me of the chap in a small village who was nicknamed The sheep shagger.
He was bitterly aggrieved as he had done a great deal with his life but only ever shagged one sheep.
@the-gravedigger saidOver here in North America the joke goes like this...
Reminds me of the chap in a small village who was nicknamed The sheep shagger.
He was bitterly aggrieved as he had done a great deal with his life but only ever shagged one sheep.
I drove truck for 47 years and nobody ever called me a trucker.
I suck one D and everyone is calling me a C***Sucker!
@beowulf saidCribSucker? A few decades ago I used to set crosswords for money, so don't mess with me.
Over here in North America the joke goes like this...
I drove truck for 47 years and nobody ever called me a trucker.
I suck one D and everyone is calling me a C***Sucker!