Axe Me a Question

@great-big-stees said
Has anyone ridden a gargantuan wave?

One would have to be surfer! 😉

-VR

@very-rusty said
One would have to be surfer! 😉

-VR

Or a sailor?


Edit: forgot the "?" 😢

@great-big-stees said
Or a sailor?


Edit: forgot the "?" 😢

LOL...GBS You were all in a frazzle. Could have just edited out the question mark.

-VR

@very-rusty said
LOL...GBS You were all in a frazzle. Could have just edited out the question mark.

-VR

No that's not it. Doesn't the thread say "Axe Me a Question"?

I forgot to "include" the "?".

@great-big-stees said
No that's not it. Doesn't the thread say "Axe Me a Question"?

I forgot to "include" the "?".

LOL..... Ok!!!

-VR

@very-rusty said
Back to the original question of the OP.

How does Santa get around the world in one evening? 😉

-VR

Vodka. And plenty of it!

Press on gentle reader.

@js357 said
Answers at

https://www.emailsanta.com/Santa-Claus-FAQ/how-does-santa-get-around-the-world-in-one-night.asp

You’re welcome.

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

Press on gentle readers.

@mudfinger said
Vodka. And plenty of it!

Press on gentle reader.

Everyone knows Santa Drinks Milk not Vodka.....(Sighs)

-VR

@great-big-stees said
Has anyone ridden a gargantuan wave?

That's not a euphemism for "fat girl" is it?

Is it Gentle Reader?

@very-rusty said
Everyone knows Santa Drinks Milk not Vodka.....(Sighs)

-VR

You are "kind of" correct Gentle Reader.

It's milk with a healthy splash of vodka in it.

That and the reefer.

Press on Gentle Reader.

@mudfinger said
That's not a euphemism for "fat girl" is it?

Is it Gentle Reader?

I associated it with surfers right away....Funny how your mind works mud! 😉

-VR

@mudfinger said
You are "kind of" correct Gentle Reader.

It's milk with a healthy splash of vodka in it.

That and the reefer.

Press on Gentle Reader.

No Vodka...Santa only drinks milk!!! Santa doesn't even know about a reefer but his elves have told him about you. You didn't get much at Christmas did you? 😉

I think you are getting him mixed up with YOU!!! 😉

-VR

@very-rusty said
LOL...GBS You were all in a frazzle. Could have just edited out the question mark.

-VR

Stees is one frazzled Canuck. He's just wired that way Gentle Reader.

@mudfinger said
Stees is one frazzled Canuck. He's just wired that way Gentle Reader.

Don't be picking on my fellow Canuck, and if you had looked closer you would see he edited the post for you so it would be in the form of a Question.

Now say you are sorry, and thank him!!!

-VR

@very-rusty said
I associated it with surfers right away....Funny how your mind works mud! 😉

-VR

I've heard surfers are partial to fat bottom girls.

Oh dear me Gentle Reader.