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Guy who lives on a 5th floor flat puts his hand out of the window to see if its raining.

Just as he puts his hand out, this false eye lands in his hand.

The lass from upstairs shouts down, "Thank God you saved my eye, would you mind bringing it back up?"

The guy took it back up and they got on so well she asked him if he would like to come up for dinner?

The guy was glad of a cooked meal so said yes.

They were getting on really well and the guy said, "Do you treat everyone like this?"

Lass said, "No not everyone, just them that catches my eye."

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groan.

Mind if I use that one?

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Originally posted by smomofo
groan.

Mind if I use that one?
Up to you - if you want to. 🙂