Bad rail-based puns, anyone?

e.g.

Poor old Trains44. He seemed to be on the right track but went off the rails.

also:

Trains using engines? Who could have guessed?

(Answer - George Stephenson)

and:

I guess the system just choo-chooed him up and spat him out.

He got above his station.

But who blew this whistle?

We'll never know, since he's been denied a platform.

Looks like he needs some re-training now.
Looks like we are going back to the old dude in stocks in merry old england and people ridiculing them as they pass by🙂

Originally posted by sonhouse
Looks like we are going back to the old dude in stocks in merry old england and people ridiculing them as they pass by🙂

Okay. I feel better now.

he went off track

Originally posted by dottewell
Yes... I guess causing all this commotion is quite low.

It is, you might say...

LOW-COMMOTION!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Originally posted by dottewell
e.g. Poor old Trains44. He seemed to be on the right track but went off the rails.

It was a cosmic Friday night when 44 trains went off track, heading towards Tolikcheturi. An ironman, who had a bad hair day, fell out of the window. Eddie Anders, who was reading Lord Byron, died. A suicidal bishop killed himself with one shot. Simply the mess.

Superconductor? Listen, I KNOW conductors, He was no Superconductor.

Am I the only one that feels he was railroaded?

Now, there's a trainwreck!