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  1. SubscriberFMF
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    27 Sep '16 12:04
    "One of my in-laws stole my phone out of my trouser pocket as we stood for a family photo - at his daughter's wedding - in a church."

    Have you got any badder relatives?
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    27 Sep '16 16:072 edits
    Me? No, but your relatives do.
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    An uncle of mine killed someone because of a business disagreement.
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    27 Sep '16 18:00
    Originally posted by FMF
    "One of my in-laws stole my phone out of my trouser pocket as we stood for a family photo - at his daughter's wedding - in a church."

    Have you got any badder relatives?
    Yes.
  5. SubscriberSuzianne
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    27 Sep '16 20:20
    Originally posted by FMF
    "One of my in-laws stole my phone out of my trouser pocket as we stood for a family photo - at his daughter's wedding - in a church."

    Have you got any badder relatives?
    Badder?


    That's just... wrong.


    Well I was rollin' down the road in some cold blue steel,
    I had a blues man in back, and a beautician at the wheel.
    We going downtown in the middle of the night
    We laughing and I'm jokin' and we feelin' alright.
    Oh I'm bad, I'm nationwide.
    Yes I'm bad, I'm nationwide.

    Easin' down the highway in a new Cadillac,
    I had a fine fox in front, I had three more in the back.
    They sportin' short dresses, wearin' spike-heel shoes,
    They smokin' Lucky Strikes, and wearing nylons too.
    'Cause we bad, we nationwide.
    Yeah we bad, we nationwide.

    Well I was movin' down the road in my V-8 Ford,
    I had a shine on my boots, I had my sideburns lowered.
    With my New York brim and my gold tooth displayed,
    Nobody give me trouble cause they know I got it made.
    I'm bad, I'm nationwide.

    Well I'm bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, I'm nationwide.
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    27 Sep '16 21:45
    Originally posted by FMF
    "One of my in-laws stole my phone out of my trouser pocket as we stood for a family photo - at his daughter's wedding - in a church."

    Have you got any badder relatives?
    I had a distant relative who gifted me a cell phone he'd stolen from some other poor sap.
    It was loaded with kiddie porn.
    I only wish it was goats.
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    27 Sep '16 22:39
    Originally posted by FreakyKBH
    I had a distant relative who gifted me a cell phone he'd stolen from some other poor sap.
    It was loaded with kiddie porn.
    I only wish it was goats.
    My brother beat me at chess 100% of the time until I beat him once and then he refused to play me ever again. Bad brother!
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    27 Sep '16 23:32
    Originally posted by JS357
    My brother beat me at chess 100% of the time until I beat him once and then he refused to play me ever again. Bad brother!
    You're not that new guy, is you?
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    28 Sep '16 11:50
    Originally posted by FreakyKBH
    You're not that new guy, is you?
    OTG?
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    28 Sep '16 14:02
    Originally posted by kquinn909
    OTG?
    Yeah, you know me...
  11. Subscribersonhouse
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    29 Sep '16 14:03
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    Badder?


    That's just... wrong.


    Well I was rollin' down the road in some cold blue steel,
    I had a blues man in back, and a beautician at the wheel.
    We going downtown in the middle of the night
    We laughing and I'm jokin' and we feelin' alright.
    Oh I'm bad, I'm nationwide.
    Yes I'm bad, I'm nationwide.

    Easin' down the highway in a new Cadillac, ...[text shortened]... ow I got it made.
    I'm bad, I'm nationwide.

    Well I'm bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, I'm nationwide.
    I was fortunate enough to meet John Jackson and learn from him when I lived near Washington DC, one of his signature songs was 'I'm a bad bad man'.

    I bought a guitar case from him back in the day, he was really a gentle soul.

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