Go back
Bad Relatives

Bad Relatives

General

Vote Up
Vote Down
-1

"One of my in-laws stole my phone out of my trouser pocket as we stood for a family photo - at his daughter's wedding - in a church."

Have you got any badder relatives?

2 edits
Vote Up
2
Vote Down
-2

Me? No, but your relatives do.

Vote Up
Vote Down
-1

An uncle of mine killed someone because of a business disagreement.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by FMF
"One of my in-laws stole my phone out of my trouser pocket as we stood for a family photo - at his daughter's wedding - in a church."

Have you got any badder relatives?
Yes.

Vote Up
Vote Down
-1

Originally posted by FMF
"One of my in-laws stole my phone out of my trouser pocket as we stood for a family photo - at his daughter's wedding - in a church."

Have you got any badder relatives?
Badder?


That's just... wrong.


Well I was rollin' down the road in some cold blue steel,
I had a blues man in back, and a beautician at the wheel.
We going downtown in the middle of the night
We laughing and I'm jokin' and we feelin' alright.
Oh I'm bad, I'm nationwide.
Yes I'm bad, I'm nationwide.

Easin' down the highway in a new Cadillac,
I had a fine fox in front, I had three more in the back.
They sportin' short dresses, wearin' spike-heel shoes,
They smokin' Lucky Strikes, and wearing nylons too.
'Cause we bad, we nationwide.
Yeah we bad, we nationwide.

Well I was movin' down the road in my V-8 Ford,
I had a shine on my boots, I had my sideburns lowered.
With my New York brim and my gold tooth displayed,
Nobody give me trouble cause they know I got it made.
I'm bad, I'm nationwide.

Well I'm bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, I'm nationwide.

Vote Up
1
Vote Down

Originally posted by FMF
"One of my in-laws stole my phone out of my trouser pocket as we stood for a family photo - at his daughter's wedding - in a church."

Have you got any badder relatives?
I had a distant relative who gifted me a cell phone he'd stolen from some other poor sap.
It was loaded with kiddie porn.
I only wish it was goats.

Vote Up
Vote Down
-1

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
I had a distant relative who gifted me a cell phone he'd stolen from some other poor sap.
It was loaded with kiddie porn.
I only wish it was goats.
My brother beat me at chess 100% of the time until I beat him once and then he refused to play me ever again. Bad brother!

Vote Up
Vote Down
-1

Originally posted by JS357
My brother beat me at chess 100% of the time until I beat him once and then he refused to play me ever again. Bad brother!
You're not that new guy, is you?

Vote Up
Vote Down
-1

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
You're not that new guy, is you?
OTG?

Vote Up
Vote Down
-1

Originally posted by kquinn909
OTG?
Yeah, you know me...

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Suzianne
Badder?


That's just... wrong.


Well I was rollin' down the road in some cold blue steel,
I had a blues man in back, and a beautician at the wheel.
We going downtown in the middle of the night
We laughing and I'm jokin' and we feelin' alright.
Oh I'm bad, I'm nationwide.
Yes I'm bad, I'm nationwide.

Easin' down the highway in a new Cadillac, ...[text shortened]... ow I got it made.
I'm bad, I'm nationwide.

Well I'm bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, I'm nationwide.
I was fortunate enough to meet John Jackson and learn from him when I lived near Washington DC, one of his signature songs was 'I'm a bad bad man'.

I bought a guitar case from him back in the day, he was really a gentle soul.