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Banned From My Pub

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
So a few nights ago I was in my local tappy, talking to one of my rougher friends. Barry is his name, and well, for Barry, high culture means switching to draft beer for the night. Been over Barry's house many times, I have, and it's always a lovely affair, especially when someone pinches Dean's wife's bottom, which invariably happens because she's al ...[text shortened]... , I feel much better. Thank you all.
You should have yelled back at them........Well the dwinkth are watered downn......

That would show them.

RTh

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
I tried to explain to them, "Listen, please. I make more money than the entire managerial staff combined. I spend a disproportionate amount of it here. I have an engineering degree. I've been to the opera. I speak four languages (well, used to, anyway). I have a future. I'm a young single guy and I own my home. You can no more throw me out of he ...[text shortened]... n you can turn day into night. You're upsetting the social order! Don't throw me out!"
Go to a more expensive bar then, maybe you'll find a girl of your high standards there?
😉

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Originally posted by Loose Screw
Go to a more expensive bar then, maybe you'll find a girl of your high standards there?
😉
Me thinks a "high girl of low standards" would be the ticket.


RTh

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Originally posted by Ringtailhunter
Me thinks a "high girl of low standards" would be the ticket.


RTh
I'd just go in disguise with a false beard - might scare off the ladies though

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Originally posted by Loose Screw
Go to a more expensive bar then, maybe you'll find a girl of your high standards there?
😉
In the rest rooms anyway!!! 🙂


Great tale well told... Tommy Boy..gets a rec!

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
So a few nights ago I was in my local tappy, talking to one of my rougher friends. Barry is his name, and well, for Barry, high culture means switching to draft beer for the night. Been over Barry's house many times, I have, and it's always a lovely affair, especially when someone pinches Dean's wife's bottom, which invariably happens because she's al ...[text shortened]... , I feel much better. Thank you all.
I'll teach you to be an engineer, but it could take all day.

Was that pub where we wanted to have our RHP meet?

You handled that 'less than smovely'.

P-

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yes ... but happened with the woman in the grey lycra and cotton dress?

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
So a few nights ago I was in my local tappy, talking to one of my rougher friends. Barry is his name, and well, for Barry, high culture means switching to draft beer for the night. Been over Barry's house many times, I have, and it's always a lovely affair, especially when someone pinches Dean's wife's bottom, which invariably happens because she's al ...[text shortened]... , I feel much better. Thank you all.
What opera have you been to?

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Originally posted by horsey
I'd just go in disguise with a false beard - might scare off the ladies though
Depends on how drunk he is. A beard may feel like the right target.😕

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
So a few nights ago I was in my local tappy, talking to one of my rougher friends. Barry is his name, and well, for Barry, high culture means switching to draft beer for the night. Been over Barry's house many times, I have, and it's always a lovely affair, especially when someone pinches Dean's wife's bottom, which invariably happens because she's al , I feel much better. Thank you all.
It's a sad day getting banned from your local hangout. Regardless of whether it's a dive or not. Actually, I'd rather get banned from a trendy upscale sort of place. I get more satisfaction out of looking down on trendy people than poor people. Besides that, there's always a new trendy place popping up somewhere to replace the old one you got kicked out of. Then you can go to the new place (with pet chihuahua in hand) and say, "Yeah, I used to hang out at Xanax (or whatever), but that place is just so 2005". It's the good solid dive bars that are a rarity--and should be cherished. My condolences to you.

I have to admit, I'm a little bit confused though. What does Oprah have to do with any of this?

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