03 Dec 05
Originally posted by The PlumberSounds good, it will make life easier for the average Red Hot Pooper.
Why do you think I've been pushing Russ to get the PDA version of RHP finished?
I was talking on the phone to my friend thursday night when in the background came noises that sounded...well...like all you can eat cod night at the Broken Arrow Bar and Grill.
I asked him if he was in the bathroom and he said he was. I don't know about anyone else but......where the hell is the dignity in all of this!
RTh
03 Dec 05
Originally posted by RingtailhunterA gentleman is sitting next to the Pope on an airplane. He sees that the Pope is doing a crossword puzzle. He thinks to himself, "I love doing crossword puzzles. I hope he will ask me for help."
accross
3. 4 letters......it's another word for snatch.
Time passes, and the Pope says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know a four-letter word that describes a woman and ends in 'unt'?"
The gentleman thinks about this and was about to answer when he realized he couldn't say something like that to the Pope. He thinks a while longer and finally says, "I believe the word you're looking for is 'aunt'."
The Pope replies, "Oh, you're right. That fits too. Would you happen to have an eraser?"
04 Dec 05
Originally posted by Daemon SinSometimes I wish there was a laugh track available at this site.
A gentleman is sitting next to the Pope on an airplane. He sees that the Pope is doing a crossword puzzle. He thinks to himself, "I love doing crossword puzzles. I hope he will ask me for help."
Time passes, and the Pope says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know a four-letter word that describes a woman and ends in 'unt'?"
The gent ...[text shortened]...
The Pope replies, "Oh, you're right. That fits too. Would you happen to have an eraser?"