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Originally posted by mokko
Sex: Male
age: 52
height: 5'4
weight: 240lbs
interests: dressing in womens underwear, dancing naked to black eyed peas and water polo (and chess)
nationality: hungarian refrugee
you fib (I've seen the photos)

but I am 175, androgynous, 1.5kg and 15 cms long

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Originally posted by abalone
you fib (I've seen the photos)

but I am 175, androgynous, 1.5kg and 15 cms long
Nobody can be 175 years old and only 15 cms long, that would mean your genitals were the size of a fly's!

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Sex: Male
Born: When Eisenhower was on his first term.
Hgt: 6 foot
wgt: 270 lbs
interests: getting Liberals pissed off๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ต

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Originally posted by mokko
Sex: Male
age: 52
height: 5'4
weight: 240lbs
interests: dressing in womens underwear, dancing naked to black eyed peas and water polo (and chess)
nationality: hungarian refrugee
You crack me up sometimes.

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Male
34
6 feet
195 lbs
Married - 3 children (4 yr old boy, twin 2yrs old girls)
Work from home in IT field and have no time for anything except online games and watching the kids, and watching Hockey

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Male
16
5' 5''
120 lbs
chess, watching hockey, playing soccer, playing online games
Canadian

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Originally posted by abalone
you fib
Alright I'm actually 56, but hey who doesn't fib a little about there age around here.๐Ÿ˜›

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Originally posted by mokko
Alright I'm actually 56, but hey who doesn't fib a little about there age around here.๐Ÿ˜›
I am surprised that abalone noticed this. To me, you really look more like 50 on the pictures. ๐Ÿ˜›

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I am surprised that abalone noticed this. To me, you really look more like 50 on the pictures. ๐Ÿ˜›
GASP! Lol my fragile ego has been crushed........
Although I could show you a picture of 50 that would make your head spin. It's all in the jeans ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Originally posted by mokko
GASP! Lol my fragile ego has been crushed........
Although I could show you a picture of 50 that would make your head spin. It's all in the jeans ๐Ÿ˜‰
you don't have man handwriting.

edit: mokko why does this card smell like smoke?

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Originally posted by Coconut
you don't have man handwriting.

edit: mokko why does this card smell like smoke?
LOL! Look closer. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Originally posted by mokko
LOL! Look closer. ๐Ÿ˜‰
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Originally posted by mokko
Sex: Male
age: 52
height: 5'4
weight: 240lbs
interests: dressing in womens underwear, dancing naked to black eyed peas and water polo (and chess)
nationality: hungarian refrugee
Whats a "refrugee"? It sounds like what a retarded kid would call a fridge...

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Originally posted by blitzkrieg33
Whats a "refrugee"? It sounds like what a retarded kid would call a fridge...
I have suffered a little brain damage as of late. Bare with me. I meant to say refridgerator

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Originally posted by mokko
I have suffered a little brain damage as of late. Bare with me. I meant to say refridgerator
So what you meant to say was:

"nationality: hungarian refridgerator"
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