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Bear advisory

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The Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the wild.

They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert but not startle the bear unexpectedly.
They also advise carrying pepper spray in case of an encounter with a
bear.

It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of bear activity and know the difference between black bear and grizzly bear droppings.

Black bear droppings are smaller and contain berries and possibly squirrel fur. Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper spray. 🙄

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Cor!

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Originally posted by mokko
Black bear droppings are smaller and contain berries and possibly squirrel fur. Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper spray. 🙄
I live in Manchester, UK, and believe I have seen both of these on the pavement on my walk home.

Although it may have been the remnants of a couple of doner kebabs.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
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Cor!
Are you aware that you're a twit?

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Shav should read this, don't want another wild animal attacking him 😛.

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Wait, this has nothing to do with the stock market.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Are you aware that you're a twit?
You misspelled "wit" 😵

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Originally posted by Bowmann
You misspelled "wit" 😵
Well he got it half right.....

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This is a pretty old joke, but here in Africa it's pretty easy to tell the difference between black rhino, white rhino, elephant, hippo and buffalo droppings. I guess the same applies with bear. If you're seriously interested, then ask.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
You misspelled "wit" 😵
In reality, I misspelled "twat".

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
In reality, I misspelled "twat".
Who cares about reality?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
In reality, I misspelled "twat".
Hoorah for the infinite complexity of the English language.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
In reality, I misspelled "twat".
Watt? 😵

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Originally posted by mokko
The Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the wild.

They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert but not startle the bear unexpectedly.
They also advise carrying pepper spray in case of an encounter with ...[text shortened]... y squirrel fur. Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper spray. 🙄
That's pretty funny mokko 🙄

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Mok, you know in America we have the right to Bear arms don't you?🙂