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i once held my breath for approx 4:13 mins (and im a smoker!)

i can dunk a basketball, and im only 5'9 ft (my height is an estimate)

i can stand completely still and perform a full backflip and land back on my feet

i have finished a full bottle of smirnoff, and was sober enough to drive 15km home, on my police infested streets. . .
(not much of an accomplishment)


i can lick my elbow. . . .yep believe it!

i can balance exactly 36 beer cans on top of eachother

i can eat ice cream with my teeth. . .

i multi task (which is very difficult for us men)

i have gone three days without eating. . .not intensional

i can do many other mind boggling things

what can you do thats unbelievable or odd?

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Originally posted by the dominator
i once held my breath for approx 4:13 mins (and im a smoker!)

i can dunk a basketball, and im only 5'9 ft (my height is an estimate)

i can stand completely still and perform a full backflip and land back on my feet

i have finished a full bottle of smirnoff, and was sober enough to drive 15km home, on my police infested streets. . .
(not muc ...[text shortened]... sional

i can do many other mind boggling things

what can you do thats unbelievable or odd?
I've stopped eating for 6 weeks running (when I was 17)

I can multi-orgasm (and that's unusual for a man)
I cuddle after sex (and that's unusual as well for a man)

I've done parachute jumps, but don't dare stand on a chair

I can direct-translate from Dutch to English and vice-versa

I've done research into snot and have catagorised the various "diggings"

Every entry I write on this forum, including the red hot prose competitions, have been first drafts, all written within 15 minute time frames

I can follow up to 3 conversations at the same time. Either on a chat or in real life. and participate in them

I can't sit still for more than 1 minute max.

None of them are really impressive, but then again, I excel in unimpressivness.



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Originally posted by the dominator
i once held my breath for approx 4:13 mins (and im a smoker!)

i can dunk a basketball, and im only 5'9 ft (my height is an estimate)

i can stand completely still and perform a full backflip and land back on my feet

i have finished a full bottle of smirnoff, and was sober enough to drive 15km home, on my police infested streets. . .
(not muc ...[text shortened]... sional

i can do many other mind boggling things

what can you do thats unbelievable or odd?
Probably beat you in chess. Sincerely, Trains44

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Originally posted by TRAINS44
Probably beat you in chess. Sincerely, Trains44
I can believe that.

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I throw playing cards...

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Originally posted by Coconut
I throw playing cards...
I catch 'em.

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I slept over 11 hours last night.

I can use a microwave oven like you wouldn't believe.

I can peel my face off.

I'm Alaskan.

I can talk to wood and wooden objects (the matches on the desk nod)

I've eaten a 3x3 carpet.

I've ate 13 pounds of paper on a trip to Michigan.

I ate 20 pounds of paper in Michigan cause there wasn't anything else to do.

I can change my hair color on command.

I can give myself a heart attack on command (very handy if you're hungry for jello).

I can shoot cheese out my nose (wisconsin must have).

I can shoot brat meat out my nose (see explaination above),

I can shoot beer out my ears (you should know by now).

I eat the mail every Tuesday.

I once rolled 800 miles in a tire.

I once bought a pack of gum for 6,000 $.

I've been in jail 3 times (just kinda wondered in).

I've broken out of jail 3 times (darv and shav have yet to thank me).

That's all for now.

Josh

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
I slept over 11 hours last night.

I can use a microwave oven like you wouldn't believe.

I can peel my face off.

I'm Alaskan.

I can talk to wood and wooden objects (the matches on the desk nod)

I've eaten a 3x3 carpet.

I've ate 13 pounds of paper on a trip to Michigan.

I ate 20 pounds of paper in Michigan cause there wasn't anyt ...[text shortened]... ail 3 times (darv and shav have yet to thank me).

That's all for now.

Josh

Whats with you and eating paper?... not enough fiber in your diet?... try metamusil..lol

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Originally posted by xxxenophobe
Whats with you and eating paper?... not enough fiber in your diet?... try metamusil..lol
Nah, probably enough fiber, there just wasn't much to do on the car ride. And Michigan was even worse.

Josh

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Originally posted by Bowmann
I catch 'em.
Are you any good ?

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I can sleep standing up

I can recognise at least 200 species of the 360 odd sharks by sight

I can juggle

I can list every song on every album of led zep, in order

I can roll a joint from scratch to light in 19 seconds

I can hear phase correlation (only 5% of the human race can do this)

I can clean and align a Studer MKII 24 track tape recorder and set it to record in under 10 minutes.

I can say "I'm sorry I've broken your toilet" in Japanese

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
I slept over 11 hours last night.

I can use a microwave oven like you wouldn't believe.

I can peel my face off.

I'm Alaskan.

I can talk to wood and wooden objects (the matches on the desk nod)

I've eaten a 3x3 carpet.

I've ate 13 pounds of paper on a trip to Michigan.

I ate 20 pounds of paper in Michigan cause there wasn't anyt ...[text shortened]... ail 3 times (darv and shav have yet to thank me).

That's all for now.

Josh

Do your parents like starve you or something?? 😕

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I can function without noticeable effect on 4 hours of sleep a day, for several months.

I can dis- and relocate both my thumbs simultaneously about twice per second.

I can play 'Mr. Tambourine Man' badly on a balalaika.

I've read 8 novels in one evening and passed an exam on them the following morning.

Eating my cooking will not betray the fact that I am a student, if you pay for it.

To some extent, I speak 5 languages: English (natively), French (very poorly), Python and two manifestations of Basic.

I've recited all of 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' with only 4 mistakes, 2 of which were in the bit that the Knights Who Say Ni say after they stop saying Ni, although I doubt I can still do this.

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What a wealth of talent we have on this site.