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So I went shopping today and now I'm really stressed. Because Of stress I've lost a bit of weight, didn't have much to spare to begin with, so none of my clothes fit anymore. Specifically any pants. So in an atempt to lift my spirits I made it a me day. Went downtown, had lunch, got a hair cut, then let the shopping begin. It didn't take me long to realize there was a serious problem. I'm normally a size 5, knowing I was no longer a size 5 I tried on a size 3 (4 doesn't exist in clothing here apperently) Still to big. Size 3.....still to big. Then the dreaded size zero. which automatically cuts selection size in half because there just aren't too many size zeros around. STILL TOO BIG! Now what! It's not like I live in a warm climate and can go around half naked, it's cold here. I NEED pants! Then the thought occured to me to try the kids section. Which would have worked great if I was about 3 inches shorter. 😠
So now I'm off on a cooking every fatty food I can think of spree and break a world record for gaining the most weight in a week ever.

Oh ya..... and ever notice there's a million lose weight pills at the pharmacy but nothing to put it on. 😕

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Originally posted by mokko
So I went shopping today and now I'm really stressed. Because Of stress I've lost a bit of weight, didn't have much to spare to begin with, so none of my clothes fit anymore. Specifically any pants. So in an atempt to lift my spirits I made it a me day. Went downtown, had lunch, got a hair cut, then let the shopping begin. It didn't take me long to realize ...[text shortened]... nd ever notice there's a million lose weight pills at the pharmacy but nothing to put it on. 😕
Stop nagging me 😕

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Originally posted by mokko
So I went shopping today and now I'm really stressed. Because Of stress I've lost a bit of weight, didn't have much to spare to begin with, so none of my clothes fit anymore. Specifically any pants. So in an atempt to lift my spirits I made it a me day. Went downtown, had lunch, got a hair cut, then let the shopping begin. It didn't take me long to realize ...[text shortened]... nd ever notice there's a million lose weight pills at the pharmacy but nothing to put it on. 😕
I hate you. 😠😳😞

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Originally posted by Remora91
I hate you. 😠😳😞
Calm down, fatty.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Calm down, fatty.
Aren't you the creep who asked if anyone might be open to eating me besides my parents (we were talking about how animals eat their young)? 😕

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Originally posted by Remora91
Aren't you the creep who asked if anyone might be open to eating me besides my parents (we were talking about how animals eat their young)? 😕
I hope they dont put mayonnaise on you....

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Originally posted by mokko
So I went shopping today and now I'm really stressed. Because Of stress I've lost a bit of weight, didn't have much to spare to begin with, so none of my clothes fit anymore. Specifically any pants. So in an atempt to lift my spirits I made it a me day. Went downtown, had lunch, got a hair cut, then let the shopping begin. It didn't take me long to realize ...[text shortened]... nd ever notice there's a million lose weight pills at the pharmacy but nothing to put it on. 😕
I sympathize with your needs.

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Originally posted by Wildfire
I sympathize with your needs.
She needs meat 😛

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
She needs meat 😛
How lewd.

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Originally posted by Checkmate187
How lewd.
lascivious sausages 😛

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Originally posted by mokko
So I went shopping today and now I'm really stressed. Because Of stress I've lost a bit of weight, didn't have much to spare to begin with, so none of my clothes fit anymore. Specifically any pants. So in an atempt to lift my spirits I made it a me day. Went downtown, had lunch, got a hair cut, then let the shopping begin. It didn't take me long to realize ...[text shortened]... nd ever notice there's a million lose weight pills at the pharmacy but nothing to put it on. 😕
There are weight gain products sold in health-food stores to bodybuilders. They come either in whey, egg or soya powders to be mixed as a milkshake, but you can use water if you can't have milk.
Blend up a couple of those a day with a banana and you will gain.
It will be all fat without pushing some iron at a gym, but hey, fat keeps you warm.

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Originally posted by KneverKnight
There are weight gain products sold in health-food stores to bodybuilders. They come either in whey, egg or soya powders to be mixed as a milkshake, but you can use water if you can't have milk.
Blend up a couple of those a day with a banana and you will gain.
It will be all fat without pushing some iron at a gym, but hey, fat keeps you warm.
There not going to make me grow hair on my chest or anything?

don't talk to me about staying warm, it'll soon be -40 below here. I think I'll die. :'(

Just ate two big bowls of homemade slop at it's finest. I think I feel a pound coming on!

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Originally posted by Remora91
I hate you. 😠😳😞
You think it's fun to have money to go shopping with and not be able to buy anything 😠

NOT FUN!

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Originally posted by mokko
Just ate two big bowls of homemade slop at it's finest. I think I feel a pound coming on!
Don't forget to flush afterwards 😵

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