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the pillar of salt thing

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Originally posted by whirlpool
the pillar of salt thing

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..only a person who would rename lot's wife a "thing" be one of those "progressive liberals { stalin was a "progressive liberal"}...who hate the
Holy Word.....but i would suggest instead the end of human sacrifice ( a wiccan or a communist "thing" ) as demonstrated by Father Abraham ( Father to Jews, Muslims and Christians ) when he took the ram in the bush
instead of his son ( the original poster probably doesn't even know this but
pretends to be an intellect on values and literature )...

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parting the sea that was chess

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..only a person who would rename lot's wife a "thing" be one of those "progressive liberals { stalin was a "progressive liberal"}...who hate the
Holy Word.....but i would suggest instead the end of human sacrifice ( a wiccan or a communist "thing" ) as demonstrated by Father Abraham ( Father to Jews, Muslims and Christians ) when he took the ram in the bus ...[text shortened]... y doesn't even know this but
pretends to be an intellect on values and literature )...
I like all that ... great response.

"the original poster probably doesn't even know this"

Hard to say what I probably don't know since we have never met.

"pretends to be an intellect on values and literature"

pretends? nice. What does all that come from?

The thread said Best Bible "Move".

Turning someone into a pillar of salt is pretty impressive, you have to admit.

I would never call someone a thing - that would be disrepectful and I am pretty sure I don't have a history of that.

Probably should have posted it in the Spirituality Forum (or not at all) - my bad.

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..only a person who would rename lot's wife a "thing" be one of those "progressive liberals { stalin was a "progressive liberal"}...who hate the
Holy Word.....but i would suggest instead the end of human sacrifice ( a wiccan or a communist "thing" ) as demonstrated by Father Abraham ( Father to Jews, Muslims and Christians ) when he took the ram in the bus ...[text shortened]... y doesn't even know this but
pretends to be an intellect on values and literature )...
You've got to be kidding. Really. Go back and read. No one renamed Lot's wife a thing, first of all. Then there's the matter of how you've decided how much the original poster knows about anything (except chess) or what he/she hates and doesn't hate. I might or might not point out that the end of human sacrifice by one group didn't end it for the entire planet. You really didn't stick out in my mind as being this ignorant.

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..i am this ignorant...get used to it...

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Originally posted by whirlpool
I like all that ... great response.

"the original poster probably doesn't even know this"

Hard to say what I probably don't know since we have never met.

"pretends to be an intellect on values and literature"

pretends? nice. What does all that come from?

The thread said Best Bible "Move".

Turning someone into a pillar of salt is pretty ...[text shortened]... .

Probably should have posted it in the Spirituality Forum (or not at all) - my bad.
...no, we have never met...since you have never been invited to Mansfield Park...or do you work downstairs ?..

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...please don't take me seriously...just an attempt to find some humor in
a world so derelect of repartee...that is why i cannot play here much anymore..the people here just don't get a quick retort around the whist table and they get mad at me...what to do...and here i thought that those
who played chess...at recreational or superior levels were a discrminating type...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...no, we have never met...since you have never been invited to Mansfield Park...or do you work downstairs ?..
At the rate we are going I suspect I will never be invited to Mansfield Park.

Too bad - I suspect we could have a lively discussion on how all the many differing religions help or hurt adults and children in 2006.

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...please don't take me seriously...just an attempt to find some humor in
a world so derelect of repartee...that is why i cannot play here much anymore..the people here just don't get a quick retort around the whist table and they get mad at me...what to do...and here i thought that those
who played chess...at recreational or superior levels were a discrminating type...
humor is lost in forums - we need the wink or the nudge of days gone by ...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...as demonstrated by Father Abraham (Father to Jews, Muslims and Christians) when he took the ram in the bush
(Cue Beavis and Butthead laughter)

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...i guess you missed the post where my church ( just a corner church down the street ) raised $518.000.00 to build 4 children hospitals in southwest
africa...this is money on the table...counted out..not pledges..from one church..and we are white and conservative ( suck it up you foolish leftist
communist gun toting reds )..who did something this year as Bono asked..
save the children...what did the "progressives" do ?...but another latte ?...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...i guess you missed the post where my church ( just a corner church down the street ) raised $518.000.00 to build 4 children hospitals in southwest
africa...this is money on the table...counted out..not pledges..from one church..and we are white and conservative ( suck it up you foolish leftist
communist gun toting reds )..who did something this year as Bono asked..
save the children...what did the "progressives" do ?...but another latte ?...
(Cue AM radio audience laugh track)

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do you have a mirror ?

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...i guess you missed the post where my church ( just a corner church down the street ) raised $518.000.00 to build 4 children hospitals in southwest
africa...this is money on the table...counted out..not pledges..from one church..and we are white and conservative ( suck it up you foolish leftist
communist gun toting reds )..who did something this year as Bono asked..
save the children...what did the "progressives" do ?...but another latte ?...
Actually I did see it. Why would you guess that?

I am not sure what you are so angry about, but I am out of here. Good luck with explaining all your judgement of others and anger to your Father when you get home.