Originally posted by Joe FistI think brclark2's is much better:
I like brclark's profile text...pretty funny. 101807
User 159764 vs User 101807
Originally posted by rhbKind of unoriginal though. That's got to count for something.
I think brclark2's is much better:
User 159764 vs User 101807
Originally posted by Joe FistIt was pretty funny when Dr Evil said it in the first Austin Powers film. If you like that sort of thing.
I like brclark's profile text...pretty funny. [user]101807[/user]
"The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds—pretty standard really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles— there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum—it's quite breathtaking... I suggest you try it."
I can see why the profile stops after the part about the luge lessons.
[Sean Scrotum - now that would be a username to be proud of!]
OK, guys, now, the nomitated are:
Mosquitorespect (2 voices) User 80668
Joe Fist (2 voices) User 101522
Phlabibit (1 voice) User 36255
Marinakatomb (1 voice) User 63905
Brclark (1 voice) User 101807
Brclark2 (1 voice) User 159764
Only 8 voices for all... I'm sure we can all go on, please.
Or should we open the worst profile page or the ugliest picture?
Thank you for voting!
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