"The triumphant orchestral swell that’s been playing in my head in accompaniment to my bargain-hunting prowess will taper off at this point to a low, fat and embarrassing tuba sound, like a bear farting sadness."
From Jay Pinkerton's essay "Why I Am Not Allowed to Shop By Myself," at http://jaypinkerton.cracked.com/2006/10/why_i_am_not_allowed_to_shop_b.php
Originally posted by blakbuzzrdyou mean you actually read past the first paragraph. your life would seem even less consequential than mine.
"The triumphant orchestral swell that’s been playing in my head in accompaniment to my bargain-hunting prowess will taper off at this point to a low, fat and embarrassing tuba sound, like a bear farting sadness."
From Jay Pinkerton's essay "Why I Am Not Allowed to Shop By Myself," at http://jaypinkerton.cracked.com/2006/10/why_i_am_not_allowed_to_shop_b.php
Originally posted by blakbuzzrdI think the sentence they handed out to Saddam Hussein a few days ago tops that.
"The triumphant orchestral swell that’s been playing in my head in accompaniment to my bargain-hunting prowess will taper off at this point to a low, fat and embarrassing tuba sound, like a bear farting sadness."
From Jay Pinkerton's essay "Why I Am Not Allowed to Shop By Myself," at http://jaypinkerton.cracked.com/2006/10/why_i_am_not_allowed_to_shop_b.php