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Best Side Kick of All Time?

Best Side Kick of All Time?

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Originally posted by Red Night
Serendipity?
Sucker. You are his sidekick...

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Originally posted by Red Night
Jay Silverheels!

I don't know. It sort of goes to Hectate's point that most Side Kicks were weaker than the main character.
But Tonto was just about useless. He always had to get rescued.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
But Tonto was just about useless. He always had to get rescued.
Didn't he put his ear to the ground and tell the Lone Ranger that the bad guys were coming?

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Originally posted by Red Night
Didn't he put his ear to the ground and tell the Lone Ranger that the bad guys were coming?
Any kind of superhero should assume they're always coming, so that's not much of a feat.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Any kind of superhero should assume they're always coming, so that's not much of a feat.
OK. I agree with you, Tonto was close to useless, but no more useless than Robin.

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Originally posted by Red Night
OK. I agree with you, Tonto was close to useless, but no more useless than Robin.
I disagree. I'm no Robin fan, but he could throw down and didn't get his ass kicked as frequently as Tonto.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
I disagree. I'm no Robin fan, but he could throw down and didn't get his ass kicked as frequently as Tonto.
Are you saying that Burt Ward was tougher than Jay Silverheels.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I say Batman's Robin was the best sidekick of all time... the original Target Boy. Brightly attired bait to attract the attention nefarious neerdowells and. if necessary, take a bullet for Batman.

I also suspect that Robin would soap Batman up in the shower after a long day of crime fighting.... just to loosen tight muscles of course.
Well Bowmann is my sidekick, I don't know if he's the best of all time though?

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Originally posted by Vladamir no1
Well Bowmann is my sidekick, I don't know if he's the best of all time though?
Having Bowmann as a sidecock is sort of like having exploding rectal herpes.

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Originally posted by Red Night
Are you saying that Burt Ward was tougher than Jay Silverheels.
Burt Ward had Short Man's Complex, which gave him a tude. Jay Silverheels had My People Have Always Gotten Their Asses Kicked Complex, which made him fold up faster than a cheap lawn chair.

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Although not quite a sidekick, Starrman was an acceptable bitch way back when.

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Eric Cantona............his kung foo kick was nearly as good as his side kick

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Originally posted by rwingett
George Bush makes a good sidekick to Karl Rove.
He would have made a better hunting partner for Dick Cheney.

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Andy Richter

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Silent Bob