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Best trash talk before a chess game

Best trash talk before a chess game

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Originally posted by ElleEffSeee
It's pretty obvious that the deeply-rooted nationalistic football debate you two are having has turned into a strongly suppressed homo-erotic fixation for each other.

🙂
I can assure you my dislike for Mr. Xenhomophobe comes from other things he posted. It was just the first time he directed it at me.

Besides, homo-eroticism is great.

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Originally posted by Palynka

Besides, homo-eroticism is great.
Certainly has its ups and downs.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Agreed. There's nothing worse than the words of Confucio coming out of your backside.
Your opponent's voice changes,but his breath smells the same.

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Ask him if his husband plays chess.

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Originally posted by Draxus
I think it would really psyche my opponent out if I said

"All your pawns are belong to us"

right before I made my first move.

Anyone have a better idea?
Everytime you move just send a massive spam message that makes your opponent have to scroll down for ages just to see the board.

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Everytime you move just send a massive spam message that makes your opponent have to scroll down for ages just to see the board.
Very nice, rec'd 🙂

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Some guy challenged me one time, and as i usually do, i messaged good Luck.He replied "I don't need Luck", so i deleted the game. . .and, do you know, he was right 😏

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Here's the best.



Don't bring that trash in here. This is my house.









Bitch.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Some guy challenged me one time, and as i usually do, i messaged good Luck.He replied "I don't need Luck", so i deleted the game. . .and, do you know, he was right 😏
I generally delete games when my opponent doesn't talk back or is rude as well.

If you are going to play you might as well play with someone who you can have a nice conversation with.

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Originally posted by Draxus
I generally delete games when my opponent doesn't talk back or is rude as well.

If you are going to play you might as well play with someone who you can have a nice conversation with.
Remind me to make the mandatory 3 moves before I shut up when I play you next then...