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General 23 Mar '14 04:35
  1. Standard memberwolfgang59
    Mr. Wolf
    at home
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    23 Mar '14 04:35
    the bee's knees
    the dog's bollocks
    the mutt's nuts
    the cat's whiskers

    any more from around the world?
  2. SubscriberKewpie
    since 1-Feb-07
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    23 Mar '14 05:20
    the cat's pyjamas
  3. Standard memberChessPraxis
    Cowboy From Hell
    American West
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    23 Mar '14 05:21
    The bull's nuts
  4. Joined
    29 Dec '08
    Moves
    6788
    23 Mar '14 06:25
    YouTube
    You're the top!
    You're the Colosseum.
    You're the top!
    You're the Louvre Museum.
    You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss
    You're a Bendel bonnet,
    A Shakespeare's sonnet,
    You're Mickey Mouse.
    You're the Nile,
    You're the Tower of Pisa,
    You're the smile on the Mona Lisa
    I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop,
    But if, baby, I'm the bottom you're the top!

    [BILLY]
    Your words poetic are not pathetic.
    On the other hand, babe, you shine,
    And I can feel after every line
    A thrill divine
    Down my spine.
    Now gifted humans like Vincent Youmans
    Might think that your song is bad,
    But I got a notion
    I'll second the motion
    And this is what I'm going to add;

    You're the top!
    You're Mahatma Gandhi.
    You're the top!
    You're Napoleon Brandy.
    You're the purple light
    Of a summer night in Spain,
    You're the National Gallery
    You're Garbo's salary,
    You're cellophane.
    You're sublime,
    You're turkey dinner,
    You're the time, the time of a Derby winner
    I'm a toy balloon that is fated soon to pop
    But if, baby, I'm the bottom,
    You're the top!

    [RENO]
    You're the top!
    You're an arrow collar
    You're the top!
    You're a Coolidge dollar,
    You're the nimble tread
    Of the feet of Fred Astaire,
    You're an O'Neill drama,

    [BILLY]
    You're Whistler's mama,

    [RENO]
    You're camembert.

    [BILLY]
    You're a rose,
    You're Inferno's Dante,

    [RENO]
    You're the nose
    On the great Durante.
    I'm just in a way,
    As the French would say, "de trop".
    But if, baby, I'm the bottom,
    You're the top!

    [BILLY]
    You're the top!
    You're a dance in Bali.
    You're the top!
    You're a hot tamale.
    You're an angel, you,
    Simply too, too, too diveen,
    You're a Boticcelli,

    [RENO]
    You're Keats,

    [BILLY]
    You're Shelly,

    [RENO]
    You're Ovaltine.

    [BILLY]
    You're a boom,
    You're the dam at Boulder,
    You're the moon,
    Over Mae West's shoulder,
    I'm the nominee of the G.O.P.

    [RENO]
    Or GOP!

    [BILLY]
    But if, baby, I'm the bottom,
    You're the top!

    [RENO]
    You're the top!
    You're a Waldorf salad.
    You're the top!
    You're a Berlin ballad.
    You're the boats that glide
    On the sleepy Zuider Zee,
    You're an old Dutch master,

    [BILLY]
    You're Lady Astor,

    [RENO]
    You're broccoli.

    [BILLY]
    You're romance,
    You're the steppes of Russia,
    You're the pants on a Roxy usher,
    I'm a broken doll, a fol-de-rol, a blop,

    [BOTH]
    But if, baby, I'm the bottom,
    You're the top!
  5. Standard memberSwissGambit
    Caninus Interruptus
    2014.05.01
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    92274
    23 Mar '14 06:26
    All that and a bag of chips.
  6. In the ****
    Joined
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    23 Mar '14 09:59
    You're the top!
    You're the Colosseum.
    You're the top!
    You're the Louvre Museum.
    You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss .........

    Well thank you very much! Now I can't get that damn song out of my head.
    de de de, da da da da da da .......argh!
  7. Joined
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    23 Mar '14 11:21
    The post that was quoted here has been removed
    Ah yes earworms...gotta love 'em.
  8. Standard memberRemoved
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    23 Mar '14 13:28
    Originally posted by wolfgang59
    the bee's knees
    the dog's bollocks
    the mutt's nuts
    the cat's whiskers

    any more from around the world?
    hunkey dorey
  9. Standard memberHandyAndy
    Non sum qualis eram
    At the edge
    Joined
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    18031
    23 Mar '14 16:22
    The gold standard.
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