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Originally posted by MCA
lmao - one of my friends tried that one but it didnt work - she just wouldnt believe him no matter how many times he said it
tell her your gay boyfriend has got aides and that your not feeling too well

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Erm... Reader1107 is a woman, too.
Thank you! I was all set for a HEY! post!

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
oops. . .sorry reader.


maybe i got caught up in the "defending myself from the feminist wierdo" to notice. . .never meant any harm 😳
Sigh ... At least I no longer have to worry that you just love me for my body!

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Originally posted by reader1107
Sigh ... At least I no longer have to worry that you just love me for my body!
just dont ask for my number 😉





edit. . not yet anyway

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Originally posted by MCA
lmao - one of my friends tried that one but it didnt work - she just wouldnt believe him no matter how many times he said it
Well, if he was committed to the lie, he could have found a "boyfriend".

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
just dont ask for my number 😉





edit. . not yet anyway
Hey, but I could drop in on you at work, right? Just give us all your address...

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The way I see it, if she is already grooving on you (She thinks i'm amazing ), the first time you give it to her, she is gonna think that it is love and your problems will only get more involved. At 10 months, I see a little post-partum depression lingering. She is looking for someone to cling to. My advice- if she isn't up to your standards, don't settle.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I was set up with this girl on a blind date, right. we swapped nombers before we met, and txt'd for a while, and she seemed ok, but she's got a 10 month old kid. I told her that a kid wasnt in my immediate gameplan (especially someone elses), and she said she understood. . . .cool.

she asked one night if she could come meet me at my work as she w ...[text shortened]... now has my phone number and knows where i work. How do i dump her, and do i hump her first??
Fake your death. Assuming of course that you can move your job to another city. Write an obituary and submit it to a local paper. Then if you ever decide to go back to her, you can claim it wasn't actually you since they never found the body. You get miracle points then as well.

That would still be fun even if this weren't about a girl.

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Sounds like she's already getting clingy.
You might not feel guilty about humping and dumping her, but I think you'd cause yourself more strife by doing so.

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I reckon you should stay away, women with kids can be pretty clingy and next thing you know after you've shagged her, she 'll be wanting to move in with you.
The way to go is simply to ignore her, tell her you're really busy these days and don't return her calls, she'll get tired of waiting.

Alternatively when she comes round to your place, leave a bottle of anti-crab lotion in view, that should do the trick.

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
Try the honest approach. Tell her you are only in it for the sex. I am sure will get you dumped first. Problem solved.
Agreed!
😏

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Originally posted by 7ate9
just start picking butts up of the street during rush hour. this should do the trick.
Good idea. Or:

*start spitting a lot in the street, women abhor this.
* get a female friend of yours to answer her calls on your mobile., she'll get the message.😉

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Originally posted by reader1107
She has a 10-month-old. Assuming it was the result of a consensual act, you know that she's fertile and doesn't use birth control. You would need to provide your own, unless you plan to pay child support for 18+ years. You also might want to know that while for many men, sex implies that there's another person in the room, for many women sex implies a ...[text shortened]... want to end the relationship now so that she can find the man she so richly deserves, etc.
as a woman i agree here tell her she reminds you of a sister, because even though she said she understands about you not taking to the kid factor she is lying, we all do it to cover our hurt... no matter what men say women seem to intrupret it differently... so back off dont go down the sex path especially if your not attracted to her... god men you guys can be pigs hahaha