I read this one in a magazine the other day.
A blonde woman runs into her house screaming to her husband one day saying, "honey! someone just stole the car"
her husband replies, "did you get a good look at him?"
"No" she says, "but i got the license plate number".
Originally posted by SirLoseALotThat's a good one. According to my wife it doesn't only apply to blondes though. 😳
After spying a beautiful blond walking by a man says to God, God, why did you make blonde's so beautiful?
God responded, So you would love her.
But God, the man replied, Why did you make her so dumb?
God replies, So she would love you.
Sir Lot. 😉
~Cheshire Cat 😀
A policeman is on patrol when a car speeds past him, clocked at 160Kmp/h. So, he pulls the car over, and opens the door. He is very surprised that it is a blonde woman.
"Oh, I'm sorry officer." Says the blonde.
"Well, I'd hate to book as pretty a woman as you..." the policeman says.
"So, maybe we can work this out another way".
The policeman drops his pants, nad looks at the blonde.
"OH NO!!" Says the blonde. "Not another breathalyser test!"