Blonde Joke

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Originally posted by DaBearsFan08
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Originally posted by Ice Cold
Pick it up, pull the pin, and throw it back. 😕

Did you hear the one about the blonde and the ginger that read this thread?
The blonde threw a greande at the ginger. The ginger picked up the grenade, and pulled the pin. Then the ginger deftly hurled the grenade pin at the blonde. 😵

Originally posted by DaBearsFan08
U too good... Here's the "I'm full of myself award" adding on to your collection

Originally posted by DaBearsFan08
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

What's the difference between an Essex girl and an Essex boy??

An Essex girl has a higher sperm count! 😛

Originally posted by KnightStalker47
That reminds me of a similar joke.

Q.What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you?

A. Run they have a grenade in their mouth

😵😛

Originally posted by mikelom
What's the difference between an Essex girl and an Essex boy??

An Essex girl has a higher sperm count! 😛

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essex_girl

"Essex girl" is a pejorative slang term used in the United Kingdom used to refer to what people believe are promiscuous, blonde, unintelligent women. It was most widely used and gained popularity during the 1980s and 1990s. Its use has waned somewhat since the increase in popularity of the "chav" label.

That reminds me of one- What do you call a smart blonde?

A Golden Retreiver!

Q: How did the blonde drown?

A: Someone put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Q: What do you call a dead blonde?





































A: Stupid whore.

Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?

She was trying to make up her mind!

How do a blonde's brain cells die?













Alone.