Blonde Millionaire
A blonde named Barbara appeared on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire...
Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left. The next question will give you the million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?"
Barbara: "Sure I'll have a go."
Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it...
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush
"Remember, Barbara, it's worth 1 million dollars."
Barbara: "It's a cuckoo."
Regis: "You're sure? You can walk with the $500,000 or play on for the million."
Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C - Cuckoo."
Regis: "Is that your final answer?"
Barbara: "It is."
Regis: "Are you confident?"
Barbara: "Absolutely!"
Regis: "Barbara.....you had $500,000 and you said C -Cuckoo. Well....you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS Here is
your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara."
That night Barbara calls her friend Carol and they go to a local bar for a celebration drink. As they are sipping their champagne. Carol turns to Barbara and asks, "Tell me, how did you know that it was the cuckoo that does not build its own nest?"
"It was so simple," Barbara replied, "Everybody knows that cuckoos live
in clocks."
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Originally posted by skeeterNot trying to police anyone.
So who died and made 'crowley' and 'hopscotch' the General forum police?? Hmmm??
skeeter
The general forum is tapering away into oblivion regarding content of posts.
If we get people posting a joke per thread with the subsequent LOL!!!11, funny!!, 😀 etc. posts pushing the small amount of actual content off page one, we might just as well close down the general forum.
Originally posted by CrowleyOr we might as well not.
Not trying to police anyone.
The general forum is tapering away into oblivion regarding content of posts.
If we get people posting a joke per thread with the subsequent LOL!!!11, funny!!, 😀 etc. posts pushing the small amount of actual content off page one, we might just as well close down the general forum.
Originally posted by CrowleyShush.
Not trying to police anyone.
The general forum is tapering away into oblivion regarding content of posts.
If we get people posting a joke per thread with the subsequent LOL!!!11, funny!!, 😀 etc. posts pushing the small amount of actual content off page one, we might just as well close down the general forum.
RHP is great because its not full of bored young moderators throwing out warnings and closeing threds because of things going "off topic" or "spaming". We have a huge first page and a second page.