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Originally posted by Vivaldi
and weeed my pants
so they kick me out......

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
so they kick me out......
So I took of my left shoe

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
So I took of my left shoe
the damn thing stank co's I'd trod in poo....

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
the damn thing stank co's I'd trod in poo....
But I loved that shoe

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
But I loved that shoe
Then it started to rain....

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
Then it started to rain....
And my glass eye fell out

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
And my glass eye fell out
and rolled down a drain...

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
and rolled down a drain...
Ohhhhh I got the blues
I am a one eyed gay
and I love my shoe
but it stinks of poo

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
and rolled down a drain...
It was just a miserable day.....

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
It was just a miserable day.....
Then I woke up the next day and..

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
Then I woke up the next day and..
looked in my bed...

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
looked in my bed...
And saw the white Queen with the black Knight

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
and weeed my pants

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
And saw the white Queen with the black Knight
my shoe was with them instead

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Originally posted by phil nutley
Hi Phil 🙂