Bob the anal fissure

elohiym chanan

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29 Sep 05

elohiym chanan

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29 Sep 05

Seeing Shav's post about the hemorrhoids reminded me of this great story...

http://web.mit.edu/acw/www/bob.html

Long, but worth the read!

AThousandYoung

1st Dan TKD Kukkiwon

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29 Sep 05

Originally posted by elohiym chanan
Seeing Shav's post about the hemorrhoids reminded me of this great story...

http://web.mit.edu/acw/www/bob.html

Long, but worth the read!

Man...that article has me in tears of laughter.

...the most effective way of dealing with Bob is a form of surgical exorcism that is know to the medical profession as; VIOLENT ANAL DILATION. I am not making this up! They are going to anaesthetize Bob and I and then dilate my [butt]hole to a diameter that until that moment it had never known. My greatest fear is becomming conscious and out of the corner of my eye seeing the medical staff zipping up their trousers.

KneverKnight

Strawman

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29 Sep 05

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chessnut57

Lazarus

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29 Sep 05

Too funny!! As long it happened to some other poor b@stard that is!!!

elohiym chanan

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30 Sep 05

Are you kidding me?!? The funniest crude story you're ever likely to read, and this is the response it gets...

I'm losing faith in the General forum...

zakkwylder

Mouth for war

Burlington, KY

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30 Sep 05

Originally posted by elohiym chanan
Are you kidding me?!? The funniest crude story you're ever likely to read, and this is the response it gets...

I'm losing faith in the General forum...

seem to me you were fishing for a compliment

sonhouse

Fast and Curious

slatington, pa, usa

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30 Sep 05

Originally posted by zakkwylder
seem to me you were fishing for a compliment

Nah, just a fissureman

zakkwylder

Mouth for war

Burlington, KY

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30 Sep 05

Originally posted by sonhouse
Nah, just a fissureman

How could I confuse the 2?

elohiym chanan

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30 Sep 05

Originally posted by zakkwylder
seem to me you were fishing for a compliment

Guilty as charged. (I still think it's hilarious.)

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