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Bob the anal fissure

Bob the anal fissure

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Seeing Shav's post about the hemorrhoids reminded me of this great story...

http://web.mit.edu/acw/www/bob.html

Long, but worth the read!

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Originally posted by elohiym chanan
Seeing Shav's post about the hemorrhoids reminded me of this great story...

http://web.mit.edu/acw/www/bob.html

Long, but worth the read!
Man...that article has me in tears of laughter.

...the most effective way of dealing with Bob is a form of surgical exorcism that is know to the medical profession as; VIOLENT ANAL DILATION. I am not making this up! They are going to anaesthetize Bob and I and then dilate my [butt]hole to a diameter that until that moment it had never known. My greatest fear is becomming conscious and out of the corner of my eye seeing the medical staff zipping up their trousers.

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Too funny!! As long it happened to some other poor b@stard that is!!!

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Are you kidding me?!? The funniest crude story you're ever likely to read, and this is the response it gets...

I'm losing faith in the General forum...

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Originally posted by elohiym chanan
Are you kidding me?!? The funniest crude story you're ever likely to read, and this is the response it gets...

I'm losing faith in the General forum...
seem to me you were fishing for a compliment

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Originally posted by zakkwylder
seem to me you were fishing for a compliment
Nah, just a fissureman

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Nah, just a fissureman
How could I confuse the 2?

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Originally posted by zakkwylder
seem to me you were fishing for a compliment
Guilty as charged. (I still think it's hilarious.)

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