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Kazakhstan is threatening to sue Sascha Baron Cohen!

http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,17770,00.html?fdnews

Hahahahah!

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Kazakhstan is threatening to sue Sascha Baron Cohen!

http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,17770,00.html?fdnews

Hahahahah!
Some people just have no sense of humor.

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I think he's brilliant. That awards thing for MTV was really good.

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I'm more worried about you actually reading EOnline!

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
I think he's brilliant. That awards thing for MTV was really good.
Bruno is the most vicious one of all. He slays me.

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Originally posted by Crowley
I'm more worried about you actually reading EOnline!
I saw a Cape Times headline ad about it, so I looked it up on Google news, and it was on eonline. Bite me.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
I saw a Cape Times headline ad about it, so I looked it up on Google news, and it was on eonline. Bite me.
Not to mention is was on reuters as well.

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One of my favourite episodes was...

Borat's Guide To Hunting

(Borat is standing in the English countryside)

Borat - Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp. Some like to make the jam. But the most fun is to kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip him up with a wild dog. This is why I come to the countryside to find out about English hobbies.

(Borat is with an elderly hunter)

Borat - Hello. You are here on a hunt?
Hunter - Yes, yes I am indeed.
Borat - And you are... Why do you not have a horse?
Hunter - Can't afford one to be quite honest.
Borat - Why not?
Hunter - I'm retired now.
Borat - You are a retard?
Hunter - Yes I am...
Borat - Like a mongoloid?
Borat - So you hunt a lot?
Hunter - I hunt a lot? Yes.
Borat - You are a real man!
Hunter - Yes, yes I am.
Borat - We say, "A man who does not hunt", in Kazakhstan, "Is like a man with no..." How do you say?
(Borat gesture to his groin)
BollocksHunter - You say, "You've no bollocks", I think.
Borat - Bollocks?
Hunter - I shouldn't say that.
Borat - You have big bollocks?
Hunter - Yes, probably.
Borat - You have big bollocks?
Hunter - I shouldn't think so. Not now.
Borat - Can I touch them?
Hunter - No.
Borat - Why?
Hunter - It's private.

later...

(Borat is talking to two protestors; both middle aged women)

Borat - In Kazakhstan we love animals.
Protestor - Good for you.
Borat - We have most popular program on television is animal program.
Protestor - Good.
Borat - Is called, "Dancing Dog and Cat". They dress the dog like a family Royal, like Prince Elizabeth, one with the crown and they dance.
Protestor - But do they treat that animal well.
Borat - Yes they treat very well. They give them food and they only have... (Borat mimics a dog dancing) And the floor is a bit hot so they jump...

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Bite me.
Naah, you capetownians are too salty...

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