This is back in the cold war era, on the border between Finland and Russia. There are three men standing in line to pass the customs. Now the guard says: "To carry anything with you across the border, you must be able to stuff it up your arse!"
The first man has nothing but a pencil in his hand, does what he's told and are allowed to pass the border.
The second man carries with him a toothbrush. He does what he's told to and passes. Only, as the man walks through the gate he does so with a repressed laughter building up. The guard notices this and asks him what's so funny:
"The man behind me just bought a watermelon for his aunt."
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Yea, I know, it's a bit tacky, but so is my sense of humour.
Originally posted by stockenHmm. I would leave the pencil, toothbrush and watermelon at customs.
This is back in the cold war era, on the border between Finland and Russia. There are three men standing in line to pass the customs. Now the guard says: "To carry anything with you across the border, you must be able to stuff it up your arse!"
The first man has nothing but a pencil in his hand, does what he's told and are allowed to pass the border.
T ...[text shortened]... on for his aunt."
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Yea, I know, it's a bit tacky, but so is my sense of humour.
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Originally posted by VargYes, but then the whole joke would have been lost. Like a movie. You know you wouldn't enter that particular room without assistance, but if the character of the movie doesn't, the film would be less than worth viewing. 🙂
Hmm. I would leave the pencil, toothbrush and watermelon at customs.
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Originally posted by stockenOkay, I know.
Yes, but then the whole joke would have been lost. Like a movie. You know you wouldn't enter that particular room without assistance, but if the character of the movie doesn't, the film would be less than worth viewing. 🙂
I prefer the mau mau joke.
EDIT: And the League of Gentlemen version of it is even funnier.