25 Jan '13 07:45>3 edits
Boston Lad's Ancestors (unworthy of submission)
Once upon a time, very long ago, before we were born or our parents or ancestors, even before Adam & Eve (actually, Isha, but who cares), someone had an idea, a very good idea indeed; and the person who had that idea lived alone in small two room cottage at the edge of a great forest, in which all manner of strange creatures breathed and lived and had their being, by themselves; and that's not all; yes, there's more, more about the lovely young lady the man (who had that idea that lived in a small two room cottage at the edge of a great forest) met one fine day while walking about somewhat aimlessly, looking for a safe place to sit down; but was unable to find one, when this loveliest of all creatures he had ever dreamed of or seen said, "What's your name?". He said, "I'm sorry but I don't have one, not even a nickname".
So, the lady with the long blond hair that almost kissed her curvaceous hips thought for a few moments, which seemed like an eternity before eternity had been invented, finally spoke. The tall, handsome man with short hair couldn't believe his wax free ears. She so totally surprised him with, "Why don't I call you "You" and you can call me "Me". That's when the skies began rumbling and the back door of heaven opened and more water came down than all the strange creatures, which breathed and lived and had their being in that forest, had ever dreamed of or seen; the good looking dude in the loin cloth frowned as he appealed her decision and said, "I want to be "Me" not "You".
Then, the Hot Chick in the Wet T-Shirt smiled and moved closer as she whispered, "Okey Dokey. I'm easy. You be "Me" and I'll be "You" but there's only one little item we've forgotten". Guy with the 50's Crew Cut says,"Wut!?~". The Reese Witherspoon Look-Alike grins earring to earring as she lols and says, "But who will be "US"? "Loin Cloth Me" smirks smugly (but not with the least pride or contempt), "Hey, Reese Baby, we could build a nice two seater canoe for two; and when this water from the back door of the heavenlies stops gushing down on our ever lovin' heads, "Me" & "You" could pack up our thingys and move to the US of A." "Alrighty, my LongLostBobbyComeLately, I'm game. Wait, wait. I didn't mean to suggest I was gamey." Mister "Me" nods approvingly. Simultaneously, "Me" & "You" blurt out the words, "I know you didn't ask "You" or me ask "Me" but I / We do". Then Bobster said, "That was my biggie idear". So, they lived near Boston and played chess in their spare time. (The End)
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Once upon a time, very long ago, before we were born or our parents or ancestors, even before Adam & Eve (actually, Isha, but who cares), someone had an idea, a very good idea indeed; and the person who had that idea lived alone in small two room cottage at the edge of a great forest, in which all manner of strange creatures breathed and lived and had their being, by themselves; and that's not all; yes, there's more, more about the lovely young lady the man (who had that idea that lived in a small two room cottage at the edge of a great forest) met one fine day while walking about somewhat aimlessly, looking for a safe place to sit down; but was unable to find one, when this loveliest of all creatures he had ever dreamed of or seen said, "What's your name?". He said, "I'm sorry but I don't have one, not even a nickname".
So, the lady with the long blond hair that almost kissed her curvaceous hips thought for a few moments, which seemed like an eternity before eternity had been invented, finally spoke. The tall, handsome man with short hair couldn't believe his wax free ears. She so totally surprised him with, "Why don't I call you "You" and you can call me "Me". That's when the skies began rumbling and the back door of heaven opened and more water came down than all the strange creatures, which breathed and lived and had their being in that forest, had ever dreamed of or seen; the good looking dude in the loin cloth frowned as he appealed her decision and said, "I want to be "Me" not "You".
Then, the Hot Chick in the Wet T-Shirt smiled and moved closer as she whispered, "Okey Dokey. I'm easy. You be "Me" and I'll be "You" but there's only one little item we've forgotten". Guy with the 50's Crew Cut says,"Wut!?~". The Reese Witherspoon Look-Alike grins earring to earring as she lols and says, "But who will be "US"? "Loin Cloth Me" smirks smugly (but not with the least pride or contempt), "Hey, Reese Baby, we could build a nice two seater canoe for two; and when this water from the back door of the heavenlies stops gushing down on our ever lovin' heads, "Me" & "You" could pack up our thingys and move to the US of A." "Alrighty, my LongLostBobbyComeLately, I'm game. Wait, wait. I didn't mean to suggest I was gamey." Mister "Me" nods approvingly. Simultaneously, "Me" & "You" blurt out the words, "I know you didn't ask "You" or me ask "Me" but I / We do". Then Bobster said, "That was my biggie idear". So, they lived near Boston and played chess in their spare time. (The End)
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