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Bottom deodorant.

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The blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."

"But I always get it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container it comes in?"

"Yes!" said the blonde, "I will go and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the chemist who looks at it
and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."

The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container, "To apply, push up bottom." 😲

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A man walks into a chemist's in Sweden and asks to buy a personal deodorant.

In a heavy Swedish accent the chemist enquires "Ball, or aerosol?"

"Neither" replies the man. "It's for my armpits".

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
The blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.
"I'm sorry," says ...[text shortened]... er back and reads out loud from the container, "To apply, push up bottom." 😲
She must have had natural instincts.

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
She must have had natural instincts.
Boooooo...

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Boooooo...
tyyyyy

deodorant

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
A man walks into a chemist's in Sweden and asks to buy a personal deodorant.

In a heavy Swedish accent the chemist enquires "Ball, or aerosol?"

"Neither" replies the man. "It's for my armpits".
That was an old chestnut when Not the Nine O'clock News did it!