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Edit: Warning: To understand this post you need to know about Shane Warne (the cricketer) and have some memory of the film scripts of Shane and Terminator. If you don't, don't bother reading on...


I have some very funny friends... this is what one of them sent me today:

Subject: Shane


Pick up the bat!

But I don't want to mister, you'll bowl me...

..pick up the bat...

I don't want no trouble mister, I just brought my kids to see the
game...

Pick it up!...

.. ... ...

HOWZAT!!!! [OUT] YEAHHH ROIGHT!!! Bowling Warney!



And this is how another friend replied:

Subject: Wickenator

Arnie- I'll have a kookaburra, long handle

shane- roight mate...anything else?

Arnie- harrow slazenger..

shane- yeah roight gotcha.

Arnie- Gun and moore plasma bat with a 40 watt range

shane- hey just what you see buddy.

Arnie- and ze GM long drive.

shane- ok any of these bats is great for wicket defence....so which one will it be?

Arnie- ALL!

shane- looks like we declare early today!...hey mate ya can't do that!

Arnie- Wrong.

😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵

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I need to know cricket to get what you're talking about, right? 😕
And I thought I'd read a thread about bowling... silly me again.

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Originally posted by angie88
I need to know cricket to get what you're talking about, right? 😕
And I thought I'd read a thread about bowling... silly me again.
Yeah, sorry Angie, cricket's the game here. HOWZAT! Anyone play cricket in Germany?

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Originally posted by angie88
I need to know cricket to get what you're talking about, right? 😕
And I thought I'd read a thread about bowling... silly me again.
You also need to know the scripts from the films Shane and Terminator, it went right over my head the first time I read it too.

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Originally posted by angie88
I need to know cricket to get what you're talking about, right? 😕
And I thought I'd read a thread about bowling... silly me again.
i like bowling...

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Apparently Warnie has been getting some stick due to Gilchrist shouting "bowled Warnie" after every delivery. In the past this hasn't been a problem, but with Shane's hair now starting to thin, it sounds a bit like "bald Warnie"!

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HAHAHA

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So, anyway for all you people who dont know what cricket is, all you need to know is that Australia will win The Ashes 5 - 0.

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Originally posted by Shonkytonk
So, anyway for all you people who dont know what cricket is, all you need to know is that Australia will win The Ashes 5 - 0.
you are clearly one of those people who don't know what cricket is!

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Originally posted by Shonkytonk
So, anyway for all you people who dont know what cricket is, all you need to know is that Australia will win The Ashes 5 - 0.
Cricket is a game which we invented to make other nations more civilised. Unfortunately it didn't work for Australia 😛

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Originally posted by Freddie2004
you are clearly one of those people who don't know what cricket is!
15 edits Freddie??? Took you a while to think of that one???

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Originally posted by Shonkytonk
15 edits Freddie??? Took you a while to think of that one???
humph...maybe i'm just clever.

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Originally posted by Varg
It's only a game, dude...
And how is Hoggard a nonse? I hope he reads this and sues you, you twat.
No no.
We can only hope he reads this and wipes out the Aussie top order...