Bowmann and Mokko are getting married

Originally posted by ark13
Can you edit Bowmann out?

That might be hard to do as he has got a big head but a small bell-end 😞

Originally posted by mokko
A little anxious aren't you. You haven't even heard my demands yet.

When I want your demands, I'll ask for them.

Originally posted by Vivaldi
As I am the best man I get to shak the bridesmaid dont I 😛

You get to shake her hand, yes.

Originally posted by mokko
My list of deands before marriage:

1) $60 000 up front ( I don't have a pound sign 🙁 fairly close coversion though 🙂 )

2) a generous weekly allowance of $200 ( see I can be extremely reasonable)

3) My own bedroom for the many times you will no doubt tick me off.

4) I get complete and total control of what comes into and goes out of the house. ...[text shortened]...
15) The list can be changed or modified at any time to reflect upon issues not yet thought of.

I love you 😵

Originally posted by RookRAK
Maybe Katty would like to be a bridesmaid too

Who?

Originally posted by Bowmann
When I want your demands, I'll ask for them.

Well this isn't getting of to a good start. 😠

Originally posted by mokko
14) You get a very extensive life insurance policy naming me as sole benificiary(sp?) in case of accidental death.

Why do you need all the other demands if you have this one in place?

Originally posted by Nordlys
Why do you need all the other demands if you have this one in place?

Cos she gets to smack bowmann's bottom with a big paddle 😵

Originally posted by Vivaldi
Cos she gets to smack bowmann's bottom with a big paddle 😵

Yes, but is that really worth keeping him alive longer than necessary?

Originally posted by Bowmann
You get to shake her hand, yes.

I'm a man, you idiot.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Yes, but is that really worth keeping him alive longer than necessary?

Good point 😉
But the cctv stuff is in place
pray to god that we get to see his arse smacked by mokko 😀

Originally posted by Wildfire
I'm a man, you idiot.

Well spotted 🙂

Originally posted by Wildfire
I'm a man, you idiot.

You are a ghost.

Originally posted by Nordlys
You are a ghost.

Not for much longer. My beautiful and sexy excercise trainer is devising a way to bring me back...

Originally posted by Nordlys
Why do you need all the other demands if you have this one in place?

Read them. 😀
That's the imprtant one, yes, but the rest are for my entertainment and marital pleasure.