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Bowmann is an idiotic bovine creature!

Bowmann is an idiotic bovine creature!

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Originally posted by phil nutley
Bowmann is a quick witted, extremely intelligent, warm hearted human being. And all these people are just jealous of his charm and sophistication
Bowmann may not be what they are saying but if he is anymore warm hearted I am going to hit him in the mouth if we ever meet.

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Originally posted by phil nutley
Bowmann is a quick witted, extremely intelligent, warm hearted human being. And all these people are just jealous of his charm and sophistication
what a load of b******S

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Originally posted by bub
what a load of b******S
People are contradictory, on the one hand he can be irritatingly pedantic about trivial things like spelling, but on the other hand his thread about K+P vs K endgames taught me something I didn't know; namely that the opposition doesn't matter in this position:



move everything one rank back and the opposition does matter. Up until I read his thread I'd have accepted a draw as white in that position.

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Originally posted by bub
what a load of b******S
Hey I did say that I was lying.....

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
I like Bowmann, he's my special friend 😡
Hes my lover 😏

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Originally posted by Lolette
Hes my lover 😏
Hope you don't mind me borrowing him for kisses.

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Originally posted by Lolette
Hes my lover 😏
Making him a paedophile. 😞

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Originally posted by expressiveoutburst
Making him a paedophile. 😞
with a gnome stuck up his arse


spose it makes a change from his head!

not realy bowmannπŸ˜›

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Originally posted by expressiveoutburst
Making him a paedophile. 😞
She's 17.

One day, and quite by chance, you just might say something right.

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Originally posted by mokko
Hope you don't mind me borrowing him for kisses.
Darling, I'm all yours.

For now.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Darling, I'm all yours.

For now.
You're so charming when you're drinking. Or maybe the drugs haven't worn off yet over here. Either way.......My morning gift to you......my amusing little muse.....

For now is all we have
forever has never been true
and yesterday is no more real
than you love me
or I love you.
πŸ˜›

It would be selfish of me to not share such greatness.
xxxxxxxx

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Originally posted by mokko
You're so charming when you're drinking. Or maybe the drugs haven't worn off yet over here. Either way.......My morning gift to you......my amusing little muse.....

For now is all we have
forever has never been true
and yesterday is no more real
than you love me
or I love you.
πŸ˜›

It would be selfish of me to not share such greatness.
xxxxxxxx
I rely on you

I rely on you
like a Skoda needs suspension
like the aged need a pension
like a trampoline needs tension
like a bungee jump needs apprehension
I rely on you
like a camera needs a shutter
like a gambler needs a flutter
like a golfer needs a putter
like a buttered scone involves some butter
I rely on you
like an acrobat needs ice cool nerve
like a hairpin needs a drastic curve
like an HGV needs endless derv
like an outside left needs a body swerve
I rely on you
like a handyman needs pliers
like an auctioneer needs buyers
like a laundromat needs driers
like The Good Life needed Richard Briers
I rely on you
like a water vole needs water
like a brick outhouse needs mortar
like a lemming to the slaughter
Ryan's just Ryan without his daughter
I rely on you

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Bowmann is cow-like?

You mean if you pull him he produces milk?
What are you talking about?

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Originally posted by Bowmann
She's 17.

One day, and quite by chance, you just might say something right.
Well she must have recently changed it to that because it wasn't that age before. Can't be bothered to look through all the threads to find where she wrote it before.

Plonker.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Bowmann is cow-like?

You mean if you pull him he produces milk?
What are you talking about?
All men are cow like when pulled properly

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