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Does anybody eat a lot of bread.
I ate bread twice today and am worried that I may have a comulsive bread disorder. I have heard that addiction to flour related products can be serious - can anybody help?

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Originally posted by fireflyze
can anybody help?
Only you can help yourself, fatty.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Only you can help yourself, fatty.
Darv!!! 😠 Thats no way to help the guy!! 😠

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Originally posted by fireflyze
Does anybody eat a lot of bread.
I ate bread twice today and am worried that I may have a comulsive bread disorder. I have heard that addiction to flour related products can be serious - can anybody help?
Ivanhoe told me that bread is a gateway food to cakes, pies and cookies. Then you'll have a heart attack or stroke and die. You need jesus and rehab.

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Try beer. It contains a lot of the same nutrients. Plus it's fun and easy to use.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Ivanhoe told me that bread is a gateway food to cakes, pies and cookies. Then you'll have a heart attack or stroke and die. You need jesus and rehab.
Didn't Jesus say "I am the bread"?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Didn't Jesus say "I am the bread"?
I distinctly remember him saying he was a shepard. I don't think he could be both.

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I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
I distinctly remember him saying he was a shepard. I don't think he could be both.
Au contraire. By strategically placing bread around the pasture, one could guide bread-hungry sheep in any direction. The bread, in this case, does the job of a shepherd. Since one's shepherd-status presumably depends solely on doing the job of a shepherd, the bread would, in this instance, be a shepherd. Thus it is possible for Jesus, as a shepherd, to have been bread.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
Au contraire. By strategically placing bread around the pasture, one could guide bread-hungry sheep in any direction. The bread, in this case, does the job of a shepherd. Since one's shepherd-status presumably depends solely on doing the job of a shepherd, the bread would, in this instance, be a shepherd. Thus it is possible for Jesus, as a shepherd, to have been bread.
This is getting dangerously close to belonging in "Spirituality"

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Originally posted by royalchicken
Au contraire. By strategically placing bread around the pasture, one could guide bread-hungry sheep in any direction. The bread, in this case, does the job of a shepherd. Since one's shepherd-status presumably depends solely on doing the job of a shepherd, the bread would, in this instance, be a shepherd. Thus it is possible for Jesus, as a shepherd, to have been bread.
Are you implying that JC liked being eaten by sheep?

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Are you implying that JC liked being eaten by sheep?
Yes. He gave his body to save the sheep.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Are you implying that JC liked being eaten by sheep?
Catholics, in their own way, are sheep, if that's what you mean.

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Originally posted by fireflyze
Does anybody eat a lot of bread.
I ate bread twice today and am worried that I may have a comulsive bread disorder. I have heard that addiction to flour related products can be serious - can anybody help?
I am addicted to bread. I bake it myself, almost one whole bread each day.

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Originally posted by Aiko
I am addicted to bread. I bake it myself, almost one whole bread each day.
Jesus!